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So in my drunken dream, i was at work and Janet was walking with her posse.. I jumped on a guardrail and started calling her beautiful and that I loved her

So I kept following until we all reached a radio station when she hand delivered her new single

The only problem was my brain played mix of Over My Body by Drake (instruments) and Someday Is Tonight :lol: with extra moaning at the beginning

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So in my drunken dream, i was at work and Janet was walking with her posse.. I jumped on a guardrail and started calling her beautiful and that I loved her

So I kept following until we all reached a radio station when she hand delivered her new single

The only problem was my brain played mix of Over My Body by Drake (instruments) and Someday Is Tonight :lol: with extra moaning at the beginning

Even a stan in your dreams... Awwww, Gameisha. :wub:

I think I've had a few Janet and MJ dreams. I think most of them have just involved me seeing them perform live. :lol:

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An old dream

I had a dream that Janet "auditioned" for Britains Got Talent. She put together a dance troupe consisting of under-privileged kids called "Rhythm Nation" (not original but heyyy!). Anyway the group came out (no one knew Janet was in the building at the time). They introduce themselves...and then the music starts. It's a song called "Cheat". As soon as it starts Janhova walked onto the stage:

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She walked to the centre of the stage and the crowd ERUPTED!!!!!! They were slayed and she hadn't even begun!! She started performing, danced AND sang live at the same time :excited: :excited: :excited:!

She looked very Damita Jo-like. The song Cheat was extremely funky and was a cross between R&B Junkie and Better Days. It was about social deprivation and the government cheating it's people.I can't remember lyrics though :tear:. The dance troupe was hawt!! They were tighter than her own dancers over the years. Janet had personally choreographed them and she even set up housing for the homeless kids. The choreo was hawt! Even though it was a breezy mid-tempo song they were dancing like it was Rhythm Nation or All Nite - fast and hard!

Anyway she finished and the judges (Simon, Alesha Dixon, Amanda Holden and Piers Morgan) all gave a standing ovation as did the whole crowd! They all priased her. Simon said "Janet. I fucking love you! I always have. I think it's a shame your career suffered around Damita Jo as thats one of my favourite albums. I'm reluctant to send you through though as you're a living legend".

In true Janhova fashion she replied "Let me sacrifice myself for the kids" :tear:. Janhova sacrificed herself so that the kids could go through. It's the crucification all over again

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They went through. The performance became a viral hit, the media and world praised her, she broke Twitter records, the song was released instantly on iTunes and it hit number one in the important countries (USA & UK).

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  • 2 weeks later...

I had a dream she went back on tour again and got to see her front row! She had long straight hair just like in the Will and Grace episode; and she had this red top on too. Her choreography was fresh and on point; she even brought back that split move from the Pleasure Principle vid! Apparently Common featured on a new song and walked on stage ~ reminded me of Q-Tip at the Velvet Rope Tour NYC. Eventually her and the kids got a little silly on stage ~ they were tumbling around and stuff, but we all loved it. It was beyond entertaining! :D

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I had a dream last night that Outkast released a song utilizing all of Janet's interludes from past albums. Janet was so moved by the song that it prompted her to record/release a new song called Outkast. :unsure:

That would actually make sense; I could see it as a response song since they have a song called "Ms. Jackson"

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  • 6 months later...

Had a dream that a reporter candidly interviewed Janet whilst she was walking the street and she said she's recording new music and "hasn't forgotten about my kids all over the world. I'm just as excited as they all are and I'm ready to perform and and show out again". I rushed to post on here and titled the thread "FROM HER LIPS!!!"

Why did it gotta be a dream? Why can't it be true? :cry::tear:

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  • 6 months later...

Last night....It.....was tragic. I actually woke up with tears. 

 

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She was being interviewed live on the Oscars red carpet when asked about her next album. Her reply was "I'm sorry but I'm officially done with music and enjoying my life." 

 

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  • 5 months later...

Had a quick random dream last night! I went to check my mail and my Unbreakable merchandise arrived! However, one of them was Design of a Decade. :huh::lol: It had the American cover but it was the international edition ~ you know, the one that includes TBTILAF and "Whoops Now."

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