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  1. Kalfou

    Janet in NY

    She looks better leaving ....okay dark lip I think she would have went to Tyler's thing if she was being honored like all the rest of them A listers, Im sure she sent him some flowers or anal ese...Janet IS kind like that. It would have been nice to see her there tho.
  2. So basically Allison is the Lizzo of the Jtribe.....chile Allison is not a bad dancer but I honestly think that Janet keeps her around because Allison has the plug on Twinkies. 'Janet loves to eat' -Michael Jackson Anywho, Denzel is my fav
  3. I think y'all are missing the biggest factor when it comes to Janet and production....our good sis is cheap. Have y'all seen the Unbreakable promo photos?!...chile. There is also a reason why she wears the same black jump suit and sweats, she brought them in bulk at the local Pick N' Save. Even when Janet had the budget, she stilled scaled back her tours...All For You tour pales in comparison to the Velvet Rope tour, ijs Another thing is that Janet is very old school...she doesn't seem all that interested in technology, sis just started taking social media seriously 2 years ago As time progresses and the budget is there and she gets older and thicker...we are going to see alot more pizzazz in her shows because Damita Jo won't be doing all of that moving on stage. There is a recent clip of her performing 'You' at her show and I swear Janet wanted to give up after that first dip and it looks like she is thinking 'What in the fuck am I doing,dis tew much and aunties parched' ...that choreography is alot tho, sick as fuck but I don't think I could do that every night and be 53 years of age...oh no ma'am. As far as y'all comparing her to Madonna, 'its, it's dance music I'll say that ....kinda similar...but I think...how do I put this'...I think what Janet does on your is more authentic to her as an artist...I'll say that.
  4. Janet dont care about you kneegrows, she is keeping all of these tours going because it gives her an excuse to be laid under her dancer Denzel and it doesn't raise suspicion to Al Mana nem them and before y'all say Denzel likes sausage, that doesn't mean Miss Rope Burn is not against wearing a strap on....that's the story I made up in my head anyway.😓 Seriously though...she has to be fucking him or getting it in with somebody ...these so called tours are a cover up for dick and that's why Damita Jo flopped #Boom Lets argue!
  5. You are lying to yourself if you think production does not help Janet's performance. Janet is a visionary so I expect her to do visionary type tings....I've never been okay with basic Janet, I accept her but she does leave a bad taste in my mouth AND that's why I don't like Damita Jo. #Boom Lets debate hoes!
  6. Nobody wants to say it but I will....Janet is lazy. I love my good sis, but she is getting sloppy on stage and it's like she is just going through the motions. I get that she might be tired from all this touring and Vegas shows but sis should not have signed on to do all the shows if she is going to half ass it. It's so easy to blame Gil but like I always said and got accused for being a hater.....Janet is a grown woman, blame her! Period Pooh. A break and refocus would do Janet a world of wonders. The sad part about it that her makeup and hair is slayed for the Gawds. She looks damn good. Shit
  7. Janet said in the past that she would just release songs here and there....well Unfortunately, ain't no money in releasing albums and unless you got a dick or Taylor Swift...you gonna flop.
  8. Damita Jo ain't saying shit until she is ready. No new music means mind ya business ho
  9. They are really trying to make this girl happen....I guess
  10. It was to be expected when you understand the art of spectacle and that's that on that!
  11. Kalfou

    VMA'S 2019.

    I'm glad y'all said it, I thought I was trippin. I saw Normani perform on The Tonight Show and she was giving me sensual grown woman performing waves...she murdered that performance so my expectations were high. When she performed the other night at the VMAs, it felt very Abbie Lee Dance Company chile, I was not impressed at all...it was cute but with all the momentum she had with her video release...it was the perfect opportunity to make moment with full on spectacle. That little solo she did was not gag worthy especially with all the epic tricks Missys dancers were doin. With that said Lizzo showed de fuq owt and Missy's performance was everything. That host was trash. Taylor Swift and her accessory/mouthpiece/stepandfetch aka Todrick Hall and them messy ass purple locs were doin the most. We didn't need every drag queen to come on stage everytime u win bitch. Ugh! All the time she took gathering them tucked hoes could have gone to Missy.
  12. I had a great epiphany, That Game would find some empathy, I guess next time I'll know better. Anywho, Angie is there any way you could ban the use of 'Empress of Pop'...I want to know how much power you actually have........and is there anyway you can stop Michael Jackson fans from using the Janet Jackson hashtag, I'm so tired of searching for Janet and having to succumb to Mike's Jerry curl pics as the first thing I see because his fans are embarrassed of his later appearance.... Thanks in advance
  13. President of Misinformation Vice President of Reaching Secretary of Overestimations and Statistics Minister of Fabrications Chief of Staff and Inaccuracies Baron of Epic Boredom and Self Indulgence All gathered notables... Have several seats!!! Damita Jo would have NOT been the years best album and the Superbowl had nothing to do with the music being lazy and pitiful. Deal! Seethe! And move the fuck along. Furthermore, my contradictions will always parallel the truth.
  14. It's clear that you and I have a difference of opinion, but now Im being called out for criticizing her artistic choices....are you new? That's all anybody on here does I will always reject mediocrity, even if I love and adore you...that's just how my DNA is set up, that's the frequency that I am on, but your current frequency of understanding is equivalent to that of an adolescent restricted to a diet of an infant and your thought process is so dysfunctional and deformative that you have not yet matured by eating applesauce and crushed pears. The fact that you thought it was cute to label me an 'Uncle Tom' only proves my theory and for that I no longer wish to engage with you. And as a black gay male that is his own avatar...that's 'Aunt Tom' to you. Bye!
  15. Kalfou

    Night Clubs?

    It's a more laid back version of a house party and not as many people. It's trendy
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