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The Official Legendtina Aguilera Thread

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The spirit of Godtina is among us as we prepare for the fifth installment of her holy book. Wise men are delivering news of her gospel slowly but surely.

For the non-believers, let Godtina into your heart.

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Let her gospel deliver you from false prophets and false gospel.

Come praise and worship The Voice of Our Generation

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I could've sworn me or Hotboy already had a Christina thread. Hmm let me see

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I could've sworn me or Hotboy already had a Christina thread. Hmm let me see

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I was a non believer until I realised none of the other bitches could fade me except Janhova, Rihsus, Beyallah and now Legendtina.

Janhova - the be all and end all of existence. She is our Creator.

Beyallah - the one who lets us shake what our Mama Janhova gave us. According to ancient folklore a performer like this only comes once in a generation lifetime. Michallah and Janhova Jackson passed on the baton of snatching wigs with live performances to their doortah though Janhova still takes Bey's lacefront at every opportunity.

Rihsus - the baby of the Goddesses. The chapter that all the younguns can relate to. The slutty Mary of our scriptures. We like it like it come on.

and finally

Legentina - the voice of our souls. Legend has it that the hell fire was on it's way to Earth so she made us all Strip so we wouldn't feel the heat as much. This was continued with the Back To Basics verses in which the lessors were still owned with 'da basics'. She is a bionical legend.

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I kinda hope she ditches the blonde for a while in the new era. Switch it up a bit.

I'm sure she will. I like how she always changes her image to reflect the album. Good promo tactic. And very Janet-Madonna-esque. :thumbup:

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Just got my first copies of "Stripped", "Back to Basics" and her debut. I already bought "Bionic" and loved it. So i'll be getting int these three very soon ^_^

The great Janhova and Saint Michael shall always reign over me, but maybe I can make a little room for a new girl. :blush:

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'Moves Like Jagger' reaches a new peak of #2 this week on the Australian singles chart.

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The spirit of Godtina is among us as we prepare for the fifth installment of her holy book. Wise men are delivering news of her gospel slowly but surely.

For the non-believers, let Godtina into your heart.

Godtina.jpg

Let her gospel deliver you from false prophets and false gospel.

Come praise and worship The Voice of Our Generation

GODTINA-1.jpg

BITCH!!!! :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

*GETS LIFE*

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I was a non believer until I realised none of the other bitches could fade me except Janhova, Rihsus, and now Legendtina.

Janhova - the be all and end all of existence. She is our Creator.

Rihsus - the baby of the Goddesses. The chapter that all the younguns can relate to. The slutty Mary of our scriptures. We like it like it come on.

and finally

Legentina - the voice of our souls. Legend has it that the hell fire was on it's way to Earth so she made us all Strip so we wouldn't feel the heat as much. This was continued with the Back To Basics verses in which the lessors were still owned with 'da basics'. She is a bionical legend.

:excited::excited::excited: For I am not worthy!! :cry:

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Let's Christ-iantina this thread..

The night she became a legend. And you all will DEAL~ B)

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Let's Christ-iantina this thread..

The night she became a legend. And you all will DEAL~ B)

The lessor girls wigs weren't the same after that iconic night

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The lessor girls wigs weren't the same after that iconic night

Ming Lee's hair shop went out of business for the lessers to find another wig.. :coffee:

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Ming Lee's hair shop went out of business for the lessers to find another wig.. :coffee:

The clean up crew had to work day and night to clean up the abundance of scattered wigs on the floor

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The clean up crew had to work day and night to clean up the abundance of scattered wigs on the floor

I'm sure they were mad because that whole place was scalped bald.. >_<

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It all just came out so naturally. :lol:

I hate you. -_-

I hate aLD. -_-

And I fucking can't with her emerging up with that nun outfit on..I just can't.. :lmao::lmao::tear::lmao::asham:

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This is officially my favorite GODtina song. -_-:wub: Sorry "Walk Away".. :cry:

*side eyes Austin*

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