hotboy06 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 All Praise be to Janhova!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOtherFan Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Let me share with you the famous story of Janhova leading her people. Janhova Leads Her People It was the middle of the night when Janhova led her witnesses out of Dream Street, in 1986. There was little time to pack, and no time to gather extra food for the journey. Thousands and thousands of people filed out, leading goats and sheep, and all they could with them. Finally, Janhova stopped at the banks of the Dream Street and waited with the power of Katherod. Meanwhile, back in Madgypt, Madonpho changed his mind once again! He gathered his army, setting out with horses and chariots. He wanted to capture the Witnesses. When the Witnesses saw the army in the distance, they cried. "Janhova!" they cried. "Did you bring us out to the desert so we could be killed by the talentless Madonpho?" "Don't be afraid," said Janhova. "Stand firm! Watch and see what this bitch is able to do!" Then Janhova reached out her hand over the Dream Street. And with great power, Janhova pushed aside the waters, and blew a mighty wind that divided the sea in half! Mothers and fathers, boys and girls, young and old—all walked straight into the sea. But each step they took landed upon dry ground! And next to them stood tall walls of water—one on each side. For the entire night they walked through the sea. Their eyes grew wide and their hearts trembled when they realized what Janhova had done for them. Madonpho's army entered the parted sea, the same as the Witnesses had done. But Janhova made the chariots break down and the horses stumble. Meanwhile, the Witnesses got safely to shore. Then as the morning sun rose, Katherod told Janhova to reach her hand over the sea again. Janhova obeyed. And the walls of water immediately fell, thundering back into the sea! As the Witnesses watched Madonpho's army being buried by the Dream Street, they knew their Katherod was very powerful. They trusted Her. And they trusted Janhova—the goddess that Katherod sent to deliver them. It was this day when Janhova revealed the holy scripture of Control. And from that moment onwards Madonpho was forever pressed and defeated. All praise be to Janhova!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reyna ♔ Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 Everything in this thread: All glory and honor and praise and thanks be to Lord Janhova Almighty!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Wonder Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 Why is Janhova great? Let me count the ways. Janhova is great to the depth and breadth and height My Need can reach, when feeling out of sight For the ends of Control and ideal janet. Janhova is great to the level of everyday's Most quiet need, by whispers and coos. Janhova is great freely, as flops strive to emulate; Janhova is great purely, as they touched the hem of her latex catsuit And were washed of their sickness. Janhova is great with passion put to use We don't know what we've got til it's gone, and with her love song for kids. Janhova is great with a love we seemed to lose, But with Janhova, we can do all things through Janhova who strengthens us, Strong, smart, affection ---- and if Janhova choose, I shall but love thee better after death. Amen Control. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Why is Janhova great? To answer this question, we must start from Janhova herself. Before existence, before time... In the beginning, Janhova created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Janhova moved upon the face of the waters. And Janhova said, Let there be light. And there was light. In the absence of Her light, to exist would not be possible. Now therefore, our Janhova, we thank You, and praise Your glorious name. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Why? WHY?? Do we ask why she made the sky blue? Why she separated land in the 7 Continents? Why she decided not to take human form until 1966? Why she made herself the only child? Why she rested on the 7th day? Why she jacked up gas prices? Why her throne is perched in the clouds why we are left to dwell on earth with this heat? It's just one of those thing that are NOT to be questioned. Just let her spirit settle in yours & take over your mind, body & soul (as well as your playlist) like it's destined to be. I hate everyone, but I especially hate you! :lmao: :lmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bu. Posted July 23, 2012 Author Share Posted July 23, 2012 When I am afraid, I put my trust in Janhova. Oh Janhova, I put all my trust in You: I trust in You; Please do not let me be put to shame, nor let my enemies triumph over me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Godess, our Heavenly Mother Oh, Goddess and my Mother who is also in heaven May the light of this flickering candle illuminate the night the way Your spirit illuminates my soul Janhova, can you hear me? Janhova, can you see me? Janhova, can you find me in the night? Janhova, are you near me? Janhova, can you hear me? Janhova, can you help me, not be frightened? Looking at the skies I seem to see a million eyes Which ones are yours? Where are you now that yesterday has waved goodbye and closed its doors? The night is so much darker The wind is so much colder The world I see is so much bigger now that I'm alone Janhova, please forgive me Try to understand me Janhova, don't you know I had no choice? Can you hear me praying? Anything I'm saying? Even though the night is filled with voices I remember everything you taught me, every book I've ever read Can all the words in all the books help me to face what lies ahead? The trees are so much taller and I feel so much smaller The moon is twice as lonely and the stars are half as bright Janhova, how I love you Janhova, how I need you Janhova, how I miss you kissing me goodnight 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bu. Posted August 23, 2012 Author Share Posted August 23, 2012 Janhova is great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil. Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 "She is the alpha and omega, the beginning and the end...the Damita and the Jo, the rain and the snow. Her name doth be Janhova...and the bitch is OVAH!!!" -Jesse Jackson, Jr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hotboy06 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 If I need a kiii, I will turn to this thread. :lmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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