Rauncho Villa

I can vouch for this. It's quite amazing how much you realize your ass hair actually worked also as sort of a fart muffler. Without all that hair, your farts definitely are louder, and you can feel them bubble up your buttcheeks....quite an odd feeling. Now that this information is out way, let me give a very sincere warning to those who have never went hairless... whatever you do, no matter what you are told, or read, under any circumstances should you shave your ass, asshole, asscrack or taint with a razor. You will regret it the next few days and will be in severe discomfort and experience itching and swamp ass like never before. I made the mistake once of shaving all of the jungle down there and hated my life during the next few days afterwards. I had to waddle around like there was something stuck up my ass for a few days because I was trying to avoid my freshly razor burnt, stubbly and chafed asscrack from rubbing together while I walked.. and after work dumped about 3/4 of medicated monkey butt powder down my ass crack after I got out of the shower. felt like I wiped my ass with dry ice at first, and then instant relief. Never again will I be that stupid. take it from me people, if you have a hairy ass, and decide it's time for a trim. Use a pair of clippers.