Can I tell you guys a sad story? *Que the violins* So there I was, in the Smoothie King Center in New Orleans. Me: "I NEED to buy a tour book before the concert starts. I'm not going ANYWHERE without my tour book. F that." Standing in line bitching about people taking too long to find out which shirt looks better on them. Me: "you should know before you get in line sweetie!" Phone rings Me: "Hello?" Friend: Where are you at?! I just me Janet Jackson in the VIP section with Jimmy Jam!" Me: "IS SHE STILL THERE??!!" Friend: "Uh, nope. She shook hands with us and then left. You know the concert is going to start in like...15 minutes." *Que the tears* The End.