bu. Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 The Kanye West Sex Tape Is Here To Reinvent the Sex Game Fresh off his bold re-invention of the worlds of music, fashion, and sell-flagellating auto-fellatio, Kanye West, the rap game Kanye West, is set to change the way we look at the very concept of our crude, ape-like mating process. A sex tape starring Yeezy, and a woman being described as a “married 18-year-old Kim Kardashian lookalike” is allegedly being shopped around by a source known only as Schmanye Schmest. The tape is nearly 20 minutes long and appears to have been shot in a hotel room with an unidentified female who clearly states at the beginning of the video that she’s 18 years old. The woman also confesses to Kanye that she is married and claims, “My husband and I don’t have sex anymore… that’s why I’m here!” Radar Radar claims to have seen the tape, and can verify that it is indeed West in the video, and have a screengrab here, which, to no one’s surprise, reveals that Kanye mopes his way through sex the same way he does everything else. More interestingly, it appears that he seems to be taking his persona as a walking man-boob a bit literally. “More like Kanye Breast,” said me on Twitter as soon as I finish editing this post. “Kanye is clearly aware the romp is being filmed because you can see that he’s the one who set up the camera in the beginning and at the end he looks directly into it before switching it off,” Radar writes, although to be fair, he may have simply confused the lens of the camera for a reflecting stream and gotten momentarily distracted by the resplendent visage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil. Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Oh hell no ma'am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reyna ♔ Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 :& Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Baby Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Janet needs to put his @ss on that nutri-system cause man boobs are not whats young and sexy. If you ask me this is a desperate attempt to grab attention for his album since he knows he is up against the great P!nk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrietta. Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Ew! Yuck! Gross! Who wants to see that slob have sex? *violently vomits* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSimba Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 I'm really happy for you Kanye and I'ma let you finish but music is the best thing you do... (even though he's slipping a bit now) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquaria Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Omg dreams do come true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistedElegance™ Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xu1993 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Stop frontin, cause all y'all know you gonna download it, and beat y'all meat the minute it's posted online. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn1814 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Stop frontin, cause all y'all know you gonna download it, and beat y'all meat the minute it's posted online. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bailey Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EphraimAdamz Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 lol @ my sex tape being released against my own wishes, but still more appealing than Kanye's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aed05 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 lol @ my sex tape being released against my own wishes, but still more appealing than Kanye's I love how you figured out a way to make this about you somehow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarrylf Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 ...............I think Dave Chappelle in Nutty Professor said the only thing I can think of when I see that picture of Kanye..."WHOS SUCKIN WHO'S TITIES TONIGHT!!!!!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utopia Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 He looks sad and lost Guess he realized that it was a girl he was doing after all ...............I think Dave Chappelle in Nutty Professor said the only thing I can think of when I see that picture of Kanye..."WHOS SUCKIN WHO'S TITIES TONIGHT!!!!!" :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Wonder Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 He's not even sexually appealing enough to even have a sex tape. He probably has the camera on himself the entire time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeJoe Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 I doubt anyone wants to see a sex tape of someone who can't even close their mouth all the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotboy06 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 I doubt anyone wants to see a sex tape of someone who can't even close their mouth all the way It's not his fault he was in an accident.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janetDAYZ Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Someone alert me when the sex tape hits... I cant pass up (not even) one viewing of ANY sex tape regardless of who it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breathless Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 I want to see it just to see if he shaves his pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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