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why is there so much porn out here where folks are not protecting themselves? What's wrong with people? Guys online want anonymous blindfold sex with strangers? I like to watch natural sex but hell if Im sticking my dick in anyone that is all about having every peen like that. I see young dudes now online who are poz, or worst they dont know. Ive been celibate for awhile now and it doesnt look like thats gonna change

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Barebacking is a fetish for some people, as is anonymous blind folded sex. While some do get tested, many don't.

I prefer to have safe sex, not just to protect myself from STDs, but because it's someone else's body...I don't want anyone's fluids on me!!

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Barebacking is a fetish for some people, as is anonymous blind folded sex. While some do get tested, many don't.

I prefer to have safe sex, not just to protect myself from STDs, but because it's someone else's body...I don't want anyone's fluids on me!!

not even skeet skeet? I have had dudes request that I pull out take off the condom off and cum on his face....it weirds me out they really want that
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Yes, even skeet skeet. It's too wet and liquidy, makes me cringe each time it touches my skin.

uh uh, it seems like u would be boring in bed lol, u mess the act of sex up when u think too much when ur really into someone and have been with them for awhile you should be able to enjoy each other without inhibitions, i love being nasty the only things i wont do is watersports and fisting lol that shit is crazy, though i do get off on it (fisting) in porn
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I cannot stand fisting :&

I want sex to be pleasurable and fun, so the thought of an entire fist or arm in my anus/rectum seems harmful and scary.

I enjoy foreplay and frottage more than anything. Penetration is not mandatory, ever. When I'm getting freaky with someone, my whole mindset isn't "gotta get that azzzzz". I just want to explore them.

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I want sex to be pleasurable and fun, so the thought of an entire fist or arm in my anus/rectum seems harmful and scary.

I enjoy foreplay and frottage more than anything. Penetration is not mandatory, ever. When I'm getting freaky with someone, my whole mindset isn't "gotta get that azzzzz". I just want to explore them.

foreplay is like the appetizer, of course you can make the ass an appetizer, but eventually its the main course :wub:
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foreplay is like the appetizer, of course you can make the ass an appetizer, but eventually its the main course :wub:

Well I do believe in portion control, my sexual appetite isn't that large. ;)

I have a lot of hobbies and recreational activities, so any sexual frustration has an outlet. Intercourse is always an option or the last resort, not mandatory.

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I love fluids.......and fisting......havent done that to a person yet but the videos are hot to me, honestly wouldn't want to try the other way around tho. But yea everybody has their likes and dislikes sexually, and I don't judge shit I know alot of the crazy shit I like would be looked at as weird with alot of people (hell the whole idea of being bi has gays and straights giving me the side eye, but oh well lol, I's happy :) )

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Can we discuss bad sexual encounters too? 'Cause... :umm:

I have one (of course :rolleyes: ) I had ex-sex once, we really weren't a good match we had like zero chemistry but he wasn't bad looking and neither was I. So we tried to be buddies and satisfy our needs it seemed to make sense he was cool I was cool no hard feelings because we didn't really go for one another as boyfriends, friends sure. So I said lets just have sex and see how it works out and he says well come over, I come over a little too early, we start making out getting into it and hes riding me when he came an entire douche of water came out of him and completely soaked the bed and my waist I just layed there in horror, it was like the Hoover dam gave way :& He was soooooooo embarrassed I never told a soul
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Douche water came out of me once. That's what happens when you put toomuch water in and then think its all come out.

I wasn't that embarrassed though. Firstly it was with my bf. secondly it's one of those things. Thirdly if you're that shallow that you wouldn't see me again because douch water came out then you are the douche. There's nothing worse than a top who gets horrified if there is an accident. Its stupidity to expect to have ass and then be upset when the ass acts as it is supposed to do.

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Douche water came out of me once. That's what happens when you put toomuch water in and then think its all come out.

I wasn't that embarrassed though. Firstly it was with my bf. secondly it's one of those things. Thirdly if you're that shallow that you wouldn't see me again because douch water came out then you are the douche. There's nothing worse than a top who gets horrified if there is an accident. Its stupidity to expect to have ass and then be upset when the ass acts as it is supposed to do.

THANK YOU!!!! :clapping:

When you have anal sex some things should be expected. To a certain degree anal sex can't be spontaneous. It has to be planned because you're dealing with a body part that is designed to do certain things. So don't go getting all freaked out by a little douch bath. At least he thought enough of you to clean himself out. Imagine the alternative.

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Douche water came out of me once. That's what happens when you put toomuch water in and then think its all come out.

I wasn't that embarrassed though. Firstly it was with my bf. secondly it's one of those things. Thirdly if you're that shallow that you wouldn't see me again because douche water came out then you are the douche. There's nothing worse than a top who gets horrified if there is an accident. Its stupidity to expect to have ass and then be upset when the ass acts as it is supposed to do.

First off DO NOT ASSUME ....I did remain in contact with the person in discussion and to this day we still talk. Being a top and a bottom is a two way street there are things each should do not just for the other but for your own reputation and how you handle yo business. Now its time for service in the Church of Janhova, hellluah hear me clearly....If you still have an entire douche inside you when a top arrives please excuse yourself until you are finished with handling your business no dick that is hard and ready will be offended if the ass is a lil more cleaner. Secondly as a top not only do I shower and man scape the appropriate areas I do not cum too soon because no bottom that comes correct wants two minute muthafuckas. So to anyone that took offense to the idea that I was damn near baptized in douche water, excuse the fuck outta me for being taken by surprise. Furthermore, if you are the bottom you do not show up with skid marks in your underwear nor would I, if you have dingle berries attached to the hairs of your ass crack you are not handling your business, if I put my dick inside you and a white condom is now shit brown the room stinks and I must call room service to bring more bath towels because I have spent the last 15 minutes cleaning a grown man's defecation do not take offense if you get the side eye. Just because you are serving ass does not mean you are serving caviar and I get peanut butter sandwiches. As a top I come fully prepared, I bring condoms that fit me so you aint got to get out of bed and go searching for something I should have bought already. I make sure I have good lube not cheap shit and I handle my business, I don't just stab the ass, I take my time working it up because as a good top I know what is expected of this peen, get yo life now. As a good top MAN I know the ass is to be treated like the gentle flower it is until it is so worked up its wet on its own and I know my job is to beat it up, time the shit right, make sure he get his cause if I nut first and he hasn't that aint a good look. Get ya e feelings outta here, this is not meant to be a bottom lynch mob, this peen is quality certified grade A clean with papers to prove it DICK and if you want this ....I SAID IF YOU WANT THIS...you betta come correct. Now get yo life :coffee:
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First off DO NOT ASSUME ....I did remain in contact with the person in discussion and to this day we still talk. Being a top and a bottom is a two way street there are things each should do not just for the other but for your own reputation and how you handle yo business. Now its time for service in the Church of Janhova, hellluah hear me clearly....If you still have an entire douche inside you when a top arrives please excuse yourself until you are finished with handling your business no dick that is hard and ready will be offended if the ass is a lil more cleaner. Secondly as a top not only do I shower and man scape the appropriate areas I do not cum too soon because no bottom that comes correct wants two minute muthafuckas. So to anyone that took offense to the idea that I was damn near baptized in douche water, excuse the fuck outta me for being taken by surprise. Furthermore, if you are the bottom you do not show up with skid marks in your underwear nor would I, if you have dingle berries attached to the hairs of your ass crack you are not handling your business, if I put my dick inside you and a white condom is now shit brown the room stinks and I must call room service to bring more bath towels because I have spent the last 15 minutes cleaning a grown man's defecation do not take offense if you get the side eye. Just because you are serving ass does not mean you are serving caviar and I get peanut butter sandwiches. As a top I come fully prepared, I bring condoms that fit me so you aint got to get out of bed and go searching for something I should have bought already. I make sure I have good lube not cheap shit and I handle my business, I don't just stab the ass, I take my time working it up because as a good top I know what is expected of this peen, get yo life now. As a good top MAN I know the ass is to be treated like the gentle flower it is until it is so worked up its wet on its own and I know my job is to beat it up, time the shit right, make sure he get his cause if I nut first and he hasn't that aint a good look. Get ya e feelings outta here, this is not meant to be a bottom lynch mob, this peen is quality certified grade A clean with papers to prove it DICK and if you want this ....I SAID IF YOU WANT THIS...you betta come correct. Now get yo life :coffee:

Bailey you did too much. Paul was speaking in general, not specifically at you. He piggybacked off of your story to simnply tell his own. he wasn't criticizing you. or at least that's not how it came across to me. However, that paragraph that i highlighted and bolded gave me all kinds of LIFE!!!!!!! :w00t::shifty:

You got me ready to catch a red eye to Detroit. :yep:

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Bailey you did too much. Paul was speaking in general, not specifically at you. He piggybacked off of your story to simnply tell his own. he wasn't criticizing you. or at least that's not how it came across to me. However, that paragraph that i highlighted and bolded gave me all kinds of LIFE!!!!!!! :w00t::shifty:

You got me ready to catch a red eye to Detroit. :yep:

Thank you - I was speaking in general. I already know bailey isn't like that. His story just sent me off on a rant.

Nobody likes a dirty bottom, just like nobody likes a top who doesn't think he needs to wash his peen before sex - especially if he has foreskin.

And while I'm at it, if I'm topping I will make sure my ass is clean because there are some tops who seem to think that they don't need to clean their ass :-/

If I'm liking your balls I do NOT want to smell your ass lol.

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