cnd Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 :mellow: Mouse Found Lodged Inside Naked Arrestee - Discovery made after man subdued with Taser, pepper spray NOVEMBER 9--A naked South Carolina man who had a mouse lodged in his rectum was arrested Saturday evening after he allegedly burglarized a home and later attacked officers responding to a call about the break-in. Noah Smith, 24, slapped, kicked, and tried to bite Oconee County Sheriff’s Office deputies, who responded by using pepper spray, a Taser, and their batons to subdue the suspect, according to an incident report. Deputies noted that Smith, pictured in the above mug shot, later told doctors that he could not recall fighting with law enforcement officers. It was in the hospital emergency room where a “physician noticed a mouse…hanging from male subjects rectum. X-rays shown part of the mouse was lodged in the male subjects rectum.” The police report provides no further insight as to how the mouse ended up inside Smith, or whether the rodent was alive. Deputies noted that witnesses surmised that Smith “was most likely under the influence of mushrooms.” Smith was charged with burglary, assault, resisting arrest, and indecent exposure. He is being held without bond in the county jail. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/animals/mouse-found-lodged-inside-naked-arrestee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock & Roll Hall of Game Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 damn.. he was taser'd, beat, & maced... LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexus97 Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 :mellow: Mouse Found Lodged Inside Naked Arrestee - Discovery made after man subdued with Taser, pepper spray NOVEMBER 9--A naked South Carolina man who had a mouse lodged in his rectum was arrested Saturday evening after he allegedly burglarized a home and later attacked officers responding to a call about the break-in. Noah Smith, 24, slapped, kicked, and tried to bite Oconee County Sheriff’s Office deputies, who responded by using pepper spray, a Taser, and their batons to subdue the suspect, according to an incident report. Deputies noted that Smith, pictured in the above mug shot, later told doctors that he could not recall fighting with law enforcement officers. It was in the hospital emergency room where a “physician noticed a mouse…hanging from male subjects rectum. X-rays shown part of the mouse was lodged in the male subjects rectum.” The police report provides no further insight as to how the mouse ended up inside Smith, or whether the rodent was alive. Deputies noted that witnesses surmised that Smith “was most likely under the influence of mushrooms.” Smith was charged with burglary, assault, resisting arrest, and indecent exposure. He is being held without bond in the county jail. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/animals/mouse-found-lodged-inside-naked-arrestee well, :lmao: thats sc for yah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaLpHieReBeL516 Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 thats a fuckin mess! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Baby Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 I had a mouse in my ass once. That shit felt good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ray. Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 groce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidfresh832 Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 What kinda crazy posseses people to stick a live animal up in they bootyholes?! I will never get that?! Fuck and I had to read this right before I go get my chinese plate for lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Baby Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 What kinda crazy posseses people to stick a live animal up in they bootyholes?! I will never get that?! Fuck and I had to read this right before I go get my chinese plate for lunch. It was a computer mouse you sexy sassy sea urchin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotboy06 Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 It was a computer mouse you sexy sassy sea urchin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeJoe Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 So what if Boi had a mouse lodged in his ass. I mean thats what some freaky people do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidfresh832 Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 It was a computer mouse you sexy sassy sea urchin LOL well thats better than a live animal I guess, but still... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeJoe Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 thats so stank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 What a shitty way to die (literally). Poor Micky Mouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 So what if Boi had a mouse lodged in his ass. I mean thats what some freaky people do lets talk about how raf has your paycheck and car keys lodged in his pocket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Y2K Malone™ Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 :lmao: omg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOtherFan Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 So what if Boi had a mouse lodged in his ass. I mean thats what some freaky people do I doubt the mouse would be able to stay lodged in there, his walls are so loose. ...and at that story :lmao: :lmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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