Dee Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 http://clutch.mtv.com/2010/11/17/flava-flav-flavored-vodka-and-fried-chicken/ Every shrewd celebrity who knows that their name has value slaps it on things to make money. For Flava Flav, the next two things he's slapping his name on will be flavored vodka and fried chicken. "I've got the Flavor Flav flavored vodkas and a range of wine coming with my lyrics on the back," Flava said. As for the chicken, he explained, "It's called FFC and the Colonel better watch out." Are you surprised by these innovations? The correct answer is no. And, at least the items jibe with Flava's name and persona. The same cannot be said for Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry's hot sauce and Michael Jackson's premium chocolate bar. If Flava only included a clock with all purchases then he'd really be on to something. We'd like to go ahead and recommended Flava's two products as a part of a massively unhealthy yet strangely satisfying Flava Flav diet. Best case, it turns you into a wealthy C-list celebrity who's both a legend and a joke. Worst case, it makes you barf. But it can't be any worse than Four Loko, right? :lmao: :lmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaquero Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 how did I know you'd be the one the post this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Posted November 18, 2010 Author Share Posted November 18, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaquero Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 got me all hungry go get me a fuckin burrito with guacamole puto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Posted November 18, 2010 Author Share Posted November 18, 2010 got me all hungry go get me a fuckin burrito with guacamole puto :excited:he shoula took our people all the way back nd just out his face on a 40 bottle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaquero Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 :excited:he shoula took our people all the way back nd just out his face on a 40 bottle lord I can only imagine what his slogans are going to be anything with Flava on it is bound to taste funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Posted November 18, 2010 Author Share Posted November 18, 2010 lord I can only imagine what his slogans are going to be anything with Flava on it is bound to taste funny prob taste like gorilla knuckles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaquero Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 prob taste like gorilla knuckles WTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrietta. Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 I'll try the vodka...fuck the chicken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Can't wait, tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Posted November 19, 2010 Author Share Posted November 19, 2010 WTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cnd Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 I've heard it all now. ...I'm sure his range of wine will be the boxed kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrietta. Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 I've heard it all now. ...I'm sure his range of wine will be the boxed kind. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Posted November 19, 2010 Author Share Posted November 19, 2010 I've heard it all now. ...I'm sure his range of wine will be the boxed kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SianGracious Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Looking at his face is enough to reunion my appetite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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