cheaps Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 DUI driver with sex toy in tush rear-ends other driver, Martin deputies say By Will Greenlee on February 29, 2012 5:00 AM A driver with a "sexual anus plug in his rectum" was jailed after investigators say he rear-ended another driver and had more than five times the legal limit of alcohol in his blood, according to a recently released arrest affidavit. What could be called the case of the soused driver with the sex toy in his hindquarters happened about 11:20 a.m. Feb. 24 as Martin County Sheriff's investigators went to a two-vehicle crash at U.S. 1 and Seabranch Boulevard in Hobe Sound. A deputy determined Kevin Brann, 41, had rear-ended another vehicle. Officials also determined Brann smelled strongly of alcohol. Brann's speech was slurred and mumbled, his eyes bloodshot and glassy. A deputy gave Brann, who'd urinated in his pants, field sobriety exercises before arresting him on a DUI with property damage charge. Brann "soiled himself" en route to the slammer. "The defendant had a sexual anus plug in his rectum, which he removed, or it fell out in the rear of my patrol car," an affidavit states. The length, girth and color of the "sexual anus plug in his rectum" was not listed in the affidavit. Also not specified was the make and model of the plug and an explanation of how it ended up in his bottom. At the jail, investigators measured Brann's blood alcohol content at 0.409 and 0.412 -- more than five times the legal limit of 0.08. Brann, of the 6800 block of Southeast Bunker Hill Drive in Hobe Sound, was arrested on a DUI with property damage charge. http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2012/02/a-driver-with-a-sexual.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reyna ♔ Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downeaznboi Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 well damn 4x's the legal limit? how is this guy alive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kishi Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 WHAT? He NEEDS to go to the jail. A sex toy, driving, and alcohol are never a good mix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistedElegance™ Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 rear-ended Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reyna ♔ Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 You saw that, too! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistedElegance™ Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 You saw that, too! This story is a headline-writer's wet dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reyna ♔ Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 This story is a headline-writer's wet dream. You've got that right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrietta. Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Is that fake? It seems like they are more worried about not getting information on the anal plug than what happened to the other driver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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