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DEAR LATOYA, an open letter to wig thief


Bunifa

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Dear Latoya,

whats up girl you called me?? Well listen I saw there was a missed call on my tracfone and you know a bitch ain't had no hits in a few years so my minutes is up n shit. anywaaaaaay.   This letter is to inform you hat I know you done stole my Malaysian yaki wig with the blue roots. Girl I know what it must be like having to holler around LA liking for the next psychic hotline gig you can land and since Donald trump fired your ass because that was was NOT ON STRAIGHT GIRL. Shit.  I want my wig back. I know you stole Janet's all for you wig and cheapened it and wore it for that god damn Startin' Over album you released like 4 times but that wig was not yours either bitch! This is not for free bitch, this ain't no promo. 

Mad all know how it go. First you ask to borrow  a few bucks to keep the lights on and then you raiding into michaels closets to take the THIS IS IT wig... WHICH YOU LET FALL INTO THE TOASTER AND RUINED.    This will NOT be the fate of my damn wig bitch. Bring it back, mail it, UPS it.  Don't even say you don't have it because i saw you gassed up on Instagram at the opening of nick cannons sisters friends step brothers club in Delaware wearing my wig. 

Send it back. That wig is mine. 

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