Joh'Vonnie

Me and Janet always get praised for our natural beauty.

This is me when I was younger. This is how my sister Janets pregnancy rumours started as the press thought I was Janet. I often felt offended when they would ask me my due date. I'm not pregnant I'm just big boned.

Here's is daddy accompanying me to my prom as I was too fierce to take a date that night:

Why does this bitch have to be so damn rich that she doesn't have to milk her career with concert DVD releases, remastered albums, box sets, etc?

I have to agree. I told her this in person. I was like "Janet, Honey do you realize that its almost 2012? If you feel that the only way to communicate with your fans is through this washed up tour and stuff released decades ago, then you are wrong. You need to give them something new; a re-release, a new song, hell even a remix"

I want justice for my brother Michael! Let the truth be told!

This is blasphemous. There is only one Jehovah and he is JEHOVAH! To make my sister into a deity is just disgusting. I will be telling her about this atrocity. Maybe then she'll let me do the If breakdown with her on tour.