The songs thread...

[RedSimba]

So in my spare time, I like to write ridiculous, stupid songs just for fun. Have any songs and parodies you feel like sharing? Feel free to post them here.

And don't worry, they don't have to be good. WARNING! All of my songs are TERRIBLE! They're completely all over the place, make no sense, and many other problems! so no pressure.

Alrighty, first I'm going to share this parody I recently made up of the Crystals' "Then She Kissed Me" called "She Pinched Me." This is the tune in case you don't know...

Verse 1:

Well I walked down the street and started to think what is this?

Twas cats playin' poker clear as crystal you just couldn't miss.

They lickin' trees like lollipops.

Everyone even a Cyclops!

I was bout to question my sanity...

Just then she pinched meeee!

Verse 2:

Next time I'm on the moon; to my surprise was able to breathe.

A walrus with a balloon just waltzed by me, I couldn't believe.

He took that thing everywhere he went

And when it popped he got malignant

I tried to run away through the space's sea

And then she pinched meeee!

Bridge:

She pinched in a way I've never been pinched before

Call me crazy but I wanna be pinched forever more

Verse 3:

The clock struck nine and I gave her all love I had

Next thing I know, we became a mom and a dad

Can't tell no one; we run away with our child

Built our treehouse livin' in the wild

I can't believe my life was running quickly

And then she pinched me

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Yes I KNOW it's awful! If you want to see some of the worst writings of your life, I'll be happy to share.

[RedSimba]

Okay here's another I wrote last year... it's supposed to satire the typical writing template I tend to use. It's not a parody of anything but I guess the closest sounding would be De La Soul's "Me Myself and I" except mine's obviously lazier and a Graham's number times worse. It's avery good representation of my terrible, nonsensical writing style! It's a bit of self-centered moments here and there too so sorry about that as well.

This Is My Song

Hook:

This ... is my song

I hope it don't sound wrong

This ... is my song

Won't drone on way too long

This ... is my song

I hope it don't sound wrong

This ... is my song

Please play it all night long

Verse 1:

This is the first verse

Now y'all bout to see me curse

SIKE! You will never see me curse

Nor carryin' ya sister's purse

What's worse... you live in Lindenhurst

But not to insult Lindenhurst

But you call the place liverwurst

Run to Alaska, shiver thirst!

While I get on stage to rehearse

And wish the Celsius was inverse

Warm temperature to be immersed

Functionality diverse

Now I'm about to end this verse

If it hurt you bad go call a nurse

Don't hold your laughter you will burst

Remember this is just my first, so...

Hook

Verse 2:

This is the second verse

Y'all ... aight aight let me be terse

I make this song so y'all like it

I show this path so y'all bike it

If you ain't got one, then y'all hike it

Pay attention y'all I'll mic it!

Hook

Bridge:

Now this here is the bridge

It's kinda like a ridge

Except no ... it's a song bridge

Don't stick yo head in my fridge

Cuz that's not the way to be so cool

That's just the way to be a fool

Don't worry, I'll never be a stool

pigeon, and tell yo friends at school

Hook

Adlib (2x)

Now adlib la la la la la

La la la la la la la and

Adlib la la la la la

Now this song's a song's a song

Hook/Adlib (Repeat and fade)

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I don't know why I just don't go hide in a cave.

[RedSimba]

This was one of my first songs ever... (The sad part is I was 17, and even sadder I wrote verse 2 a lot later) It's a parody of "Throb" and was also inspired by one of Xfusion's posts.

Throb (The Remake)

Verse 1:

The rocket ship is expected to go boom-boom-boom.

It’ll leave this atmosphere at noon-noon-noon.

Please don’t bring any guns that go boom-boom-boom.

But let's just do lunch at noon-noon-noon.

But we will not make our food go boom-boom-boom.

We will just refuel ourselves at noon-noon-noon.

This pain has been throbbin' me like boom-boom-boom.

It’s 'cause I fell off my bike at noon-noon-noon.

Hook:

Throb! (Throoooooooo…)

Throb! (…oooooooooo…)

Throb! (…oooooooooo…)

Throb! (…ooooooob)

This is my remake of a song called “Throb.”

Verse 2:

Somebody’s knockin' at my door, boom-boom-boom.

I let them in a little before noon-noon-noon.

They demanded that I keep down the boom-boom-boom.

Because their head has been throbbin' into the noon-noon-noon.

Now I don't intend to hurt with this boom-boom-booms

I was just a little bored at noon-noon-noon

But if others sue because their heads went boom-boom-boom

I will find something else to do at noon-noon-noon.

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*palmface* And I TRIED recording it one time, but I just burst out in laughter two lines in. I actually imagine it with this beat though...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doeKu-nCNOA