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Website Offers $1 Million For Tim Tebow's Virginity.

I found this kind of hilarious this website is basically putting a sex hit out on all skainks who think they can lure Tim Tebow into smashing their kitty kats and prove it somehow.

If you can prove you slept with Tim Tebow, you're in for a big pay day.

Cheating-hook-up website AshleyMadison.com has put out $1 million to any woman who can prove she had sex with the New York Jet and devout Christian signal-caller who claims he's saving his virginity for his wedding night.

"Sports and sex (and of course, infidelity) go hand in hand," said Ashley Madison head Noel Biderman. "If Mr. Tebow is indeed abstaining from adult relationships, I would encourage him to find a nice lady or two and enjoy his youth and fame as much as possible."

Adding more spice to the challenge, is that Biderman's offer is in effect for the whole season, likely to result in an avalanche of aggressive suitors for the rugged passer.

"I guarantee that no man of Tebow's stature could survive a season in New York without succumbing to the temptations of the city," Biderman said.

Fun fact: If Tim doesn't make it through the wilderness, perhaps he can get a few pointers from his new Jets teammate Antonio Cromartie, who has 10 kids with eight different women — including his wife, who's currently pregnant with twins.

All moneygrubbing skainks on the eastern Seaboard better get their ho game going on this season get that money!

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