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Janhova's Scripture of the Week - #1


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It seems that the sermon we all need from the head of Janet stans does not happen as often as we like and therefore I will post a scripture from Janhova's holy preachings each week to tie us over.

As I am The Famous Bu - episcopal priest of the Church of Janhova I am taking charge of a 'lessor service'. This is for you False Witnesses that continue to sin throughout your life and do not absorb Janhovas words.

So I ask for you all to stand as I walk to my sermon altar pit thing....

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Today's scripture is 'Accept Me' which is the b-side to Janhova's beautiful "Every Time".

I think this song is about a woman who is in a relationship where the guy is trying to change her. She keeps trying to convince him otherwise and prove to him that he should just accept her for who she is b/c he will probably never have another person who cares for him like she does.

However the message can be applied universally. She preaches that we are all who we are. She cannot change her man so why is he trying to change her. We all have imperfections and that is what make us perfect in our own way. Let's not judge others. Let's accept them for who they are. TOF can't help doing too much. He rambles. He exaggerates. He lies. He thinks he snatcheth our holieth wiggeth. That's just who he is. We should accept him despite the fact that he is loony. Similarly TOF should accept that he is the reincarnation of Little Bill. It's like...duh.

Listen to the song and let Janhovas smooth vocals pour down into your soul.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD_B-Y9liUw

There's something you must know

I'm so misunderstood

I am a special girl

Living in my special world

You know you can't change me

Rather you gotta see me for me boy

I'm doing the best I can

Try to understand

Accept me for who I am

No woman can take my place baby

I'm doing the best I can

So please don't give up on me

Accept me for who I am

Just try and understand

'Cause that's the way it is, babe

You are my soul, unique

My dream that's come to me

You know I can't change you

But then again, I don't want to

You seem to understand

When I say I need a loving hand

My dream who only loves me for me.

Accept me for who I am

No woman can take my place baby

I'm doing the best I can

So please don't give up on me

Accept me for who I am

Just try and understand

'Cause that's the way it is, babe

Accept me for who I am

No woman can take my place baby

I'm doing the best I can

So please don't give up on me

Accept me for who I am

Just try and understand

'Cause that's the way it is, babe

I try to make you see

Just what you do to me

I go crazy when I hear your voice or see your smile

Ooh, you don't know what you do to me

You make me wanna never have another,

Easy to mind...

Accept me for...

Accept me for...

Accept me for who I am

No woman can take my place baby

I'm doing the best I can

So please don't give up on me

Accept me for who I am

Just try and understand

'Cause that's the way it is, babe

Accept me for who I am

No woman can take my place baby

I'm doing the best I can

So please don't give up on me

Accept me for who I am

Just try and understand

'Cause that's the way it is, babe

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:clapping: :clapping: Yes! Amen! :clapping: :clapping: (except the part about my brother <_< )

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Let us pray.

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Holy Janhova.

Blessed be your name. Your witnesses praise you and thank you for your blessed scriptures. Please be with us all as we strive to apply them to our everyday lives. Only with you can we obtain the strength. We ask today in the name of a specific scripture. Acceptance. Let us all find favor in your eyes and be able to accept and be accepted. This we pray so fervently.

In the name of Saint Michael,

Amen.

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But mom, asking for +1's in order for our forgiveness is doing too much. It worries the people.

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Mom? I raised you to call me Mother. You always were the rebellious one.

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I'm the baby, I had to be. But anyway, Mother, my point still stands. People won't +1 if you make it an obligation :asham:

OK Janet I accept your point. Payola is not the way. (I still think it deserved one though)

:lol:.

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Thank you, Mother. I'll give you a +1 anyway for being so nice. :good:

And yes, it did deserve one. ^_^

Well if I knew how to work this damn computer I'd pop you a plus 1 too. I've got Rebbie typing for me and she's no better.

You were always my favourite girl

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Well if I knew how to work this damn computer I'd pop you a plus 1 too. I've got Rebbie typing for me and she's no better.

You were always my favourite girl

:o Language! But it's the thought that counts and I appreciate that :) Hi Rebbie! ^_^

Thank you, mother :blush:

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:o Language! But it's the thought that counts and I appreciate that :) Hi Rebbie! ^_^

Thank you, mother :blush:

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Hi Janet. I'm Mother's favourite ok :).

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It's your Mother. Forget what Rebbie said. She's just upset.

The Famous Bu here now.....Ok I'm beginning to feel like I'm mental or something :lmao:

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Hi Janet. I'm Mother's favourite ok :).

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It's your Mother. Forget what Rebbie said. She's just upset.

The Famous Bu here now.....Ok I'm beginning to feel like I'm mental or something :lmao:

Only in your dreams, hon ;)

It's alright, Mother. I know ^_^

Reyna here, that was both awkward and hilarious at the same time :lmao:

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