hotboy06 Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 see hey does fotki have gifs also can u share ur gifs with me NOPE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lexus97 Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 i dont care Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bu. Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 WHAT HAVE YOU TURNED CHURCH INTO??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SianGracious Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 I can't wait for the next service Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 lmfao Lexus is working these gifs! YES MA! New qween of the gif game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bu. Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 I can't wait for the next service We had one the other day 2 or 3 pages back...it got turned into something else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexus97 Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 lmfao Lexus is working these gifs! YES MA! New qween of the gif game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bu. Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 Church leaders should be back today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Y2K Malone™ Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 Church leaders should be back today I think they got 2 weeks like the rest of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SianGracious Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 We had one the other day 2 or 3 pages back...it got turned into something else Yeah I see. Sister Lexi and brother Hotboy turned church out. Church leaders should be back today I think Henry comes back tomorrow. I don't know where people keep getting two weeks from tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotboy06 Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 Yeah I see. Sister Lexi and brother Hotboy turned church out. Blame that Jezebel Lexie..she desecrated this thread with lies and deceit! You know she can't see or hear to well.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexus97 Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 Blame that Jezebel Lexie..she desecrated this thread with lies and deceit! You know she can't see or hear to well.. u need to stop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Wonder Posted April 11, 2011 Author Share Posted April 11, 2011 Dearly beloved. We are gathered here today because atrocity has fallen upon us. Just like Janhova was crucified at the Battle of Nipplegate we are being crucified today. Our pastor and his sidekick are no longer with us for the week. They have been exiled to the pits of lions. The beast has managed to victimize and sodomise our guides in order to stray us from the path of Janhovas, the very path that was laid out in the book of Control onwards. As the Holy Spirit leads according to Her Sung Word we need to remind ourselves of the Holiest of Her commandments: “Let's work together To improve our way of life Join voices in protest To social injustice” Today injustice has fallen on us. We are being persecuted. We are being bashed upon. It should not be like this. For the Janssiah has returned and is renewing our souls with her Up Close & Personal Worldwide Sermons. This is not a time to be separate. We need to join hands. If you have courage then come forth with me. Let me lead you into prayer and let’s pray for our brothers and sisters that were brave to face up to the beast. Lend me your hand to help your brothers Austin and Henry and your sister Pie do their best. Things are getting worse. We have to make them better. It’s time to give a damn. Let’s work together. First we need to repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Damitalla Josus for the forgiveness of your sins. And you WILL receive the gift of the Holy Spirit. This is a test. We are all sinners. But remember with no struggle is no progress. I urge you to come forth with me and confess your sins. Be rid of the bad. Get rid of that beast within. Be free! Janhova forgives us!!! She forgives you! She understands! Now. I know you all would like our friends here today. I pray that they find their way back here soon. I’m not sure what Pastor Austin had planned but I think he would want us to stay true to Janhova’s Sermons. For todays emergency broadcast I have borught you all rosary beads. Sister lexus will hand this out once I am done. It is said that chanting the same thing over and over can cleanse the soul and make things happen. Therefore I recommend the following be read using the rosary beads. 1. I'm in Control. Never gonna stop. (32 times) 2. Prejudice No! Ignorance No! Bigotry No! Illiteracy No! (32 times) 3. Livin on the edge not afraid to die. Better watch your step or you're gonna die (32 times) 4. Cuz everybody needs to feel real special (60 times) Reach out to Janhova. Let your voice be heard. let her be rpoud of our prayers and our love and dedication! Only then will justice be served and will our friends be with us again. The Church Choir is here with a very poignant song that depicts our suffering today. In the spirit of togetherness and unity I propose that we have service as normal on Friday at 3pm EST. We will participate in various Janhova activities so come collect and wear nice church hats please. If ThatOtherFan can come wearing his Gucci Straight Jacket then y’all can afford to be more uptown too . Words can not describe my much this has slain my soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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henrietta. Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Dearly beloved. We are gathered here today because atrocity has fallen upon us. Just like Janhova was crucified at the Battle of Nipplegate we are being crucified today. Our pastor and his sidekick are no longer with us for the week. They have been exiled to the pits of lions. The beast has managed to victimize and sodomise our guides in order to stray us from the path of Janhovas, the very path that was laid out in the book of Control onwards. As the Holy Spirit leads according to Her Sung Word we need to remind ourselves of the Holiest of Her commandments: “Let's work together To improve our way of life Join voices in protest To social injustice” Today injustice has fallen on us. We are being persecuted. We are being bashed upon. It should not be like this. For the Janssiah has returned and is renewing our souls with her Up Close & Personal Worldwide Sermons. This is not a time to be separate. We need to join hands. If you have courage then come forth with me. Let me lead you into prayer and let’s pray for our brothers and sisters that were brave to face up to the beast. Lend me your hand to help your brothers Austin and Henry and your sister Pie do their best. Things are getting worse. We have to make them better. It’s time to give a damn. Let’s work together. First we need to repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Damitalla Josus for the forgiveness of your sins. And you WILL receive the gift of the Holy Spirit. This is a test. We are all sinners. But remember with no struggle is no progress. I urge you to come forth with me and confess your sins. Be rid of the bad. Get rid of that beast within. Be free! Janhova forgives us!!! She forgives you! She understands! Now. I know you all would like our friends here today. I pray that they find their way back here soon. I’m not sure what Pastor Austin had planned but I think he would want us to stay true to Janhova’s Sermons. For todays emergency broadcast I have borught you all rosary beads. Sister lexus will hand this out once I am done. It is said that chanting the same thing over and over can cleanse the soul and make things happen. Therefore I recommend the following be read using the rosary beads. 1. I'm in Control. Never gonna stop. (32 times) 2. Prejudice No! Ignorance No! Bigotry No! Illiteracy No! (32 times) 3. Livin on the edge not afraid to die. Better watch your step or you're gonna die (32 times) 4. Cuz everybody needs to feel real special (60 times) Reach out to Janhova. Let your voice be heard. let her be rpoud of our prayers and our love and dedication! Only then will justice be served and will our friends be with us again. The Church Choir is here with a very poignant song that depicts our suffering today. In the spirit of togetherness and unity I propose that we have service as normal on Friday at 3pm EST. We will participate in various Janhova activities so come collect and wear nice church hats please. If ThatOtherFan can come wearing his Gucci Straight Jacket then y’all can afford to be more uptown too . I almost gave you a negative for that, but I figured you were talking about Pie :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: @ that video. I love it :lmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bu. Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 They're back ATTENTION LEXY & HOTBOY Now that the Church leaders have arrived I suggest you two go on over and repent for turning this place into a mockery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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