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Should Janet do a talent show?


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I had a dream that Janet "auditioned" for Britains Got Talent. She put together a dance troupe consisting of under-privileged kids called "Rhythm Nation" (not original but heyyy!). Anyway the group came out (no one knew Janet was in the building at the time). They introduce themselves...and then the music starts. It's a song called "Cheat". As soon as it starts Janhova walked onto the stage:

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She walked to the centre of the stage and the crowd ERUPTED!!!!!! They were slayed and she hadn't even begun!! She started performing, danced AND sang live at the same time :excited: :excited: :excited:!

She looked very Damita Jo-like. The song Cheat was extremely funky and was a cross between R&B Junkie and Better Days. It was about social deprivation and the government cheating it's people.I can't remember lyrics though :tear:. The dance troupe was hawt!! They were tighter than her own dancers over the years. Janet had personally choreographed them and she even set up housing for the homeless kids. The choreo was hawt! Even though it was a breezy mid-tempo song they were dancing like it was Rhythm Nation or All Nite - fast and hard!

Anyway she finished and the judges (Simon, Alesha Dixon, Amanda Holden and Piers Morgan) all gave a standing ovation as did the whole crowd! They all priased her. Simon said "Janet. I fucking love you! I always have. I think it's a shame your career suffered around Damita Jo as thats one of my favourite albums. I'm reluctant to send you through though as you're a living legend".

In true Janhova fashion she replied "Let me sacrifice myself for the kids" :tear:. Janhova sacrificed herself so that the kids could go through. It's the crucification all over again

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They went through. The performance became a viral hit, the media and world praised her, she broke Twitter records, the song was released instantly on iTunes and it hit number one in the important countries (USA & UK).

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She should have taken the X Factor spot when she had the chance.

I don't know what these shows ratings are like, I do know AI has gone down, I don't know if X Factor is a hit or will be or ever was they changed a lot from the start which suggests something wasn't working for that show.

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