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Janet Jackson Surprises Fans by Pretending to Be a Statue


kaeh1213

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Can I tell you guys a sad story? *Que the violins*

So there I was, in the Smoothie King Center in New Orleans.

Me: "I NEED to buy a tour book before the concert starts. I'm not going ANYWHERE without my tour book. F that."

Standing in line bitching about people taking too long to find out which shirt looks better on them.

Me: "you should know before you get in line sweetie!"

Phone rings

Me: "Hello?"

Friend: Where are you at?! I just me Janet Jackson in the VIP section with Jimmy Jam!"

Me: "IS SHE STILL THERE??!!"

Friend: "Uh, nope. She shook hands with us and then left. You know the concert is going to start in like...15 minutes."

*Que the tears*

The End.

 

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