ThatOtherFan Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Oh gawwwwd. Stop being a baaaaby You know you chuckled a little bit Just look at them song titles DEATH! Nope, I didn't even find slightly amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bailey Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 As we all know Billiara was recently dropped from its record label, Jive. Clearly they didn't see the potenial in Nicks finest. We at Sony RCA have therefore decided to invest some pennies into Jr. After a drastic re-invention and name change we are prouud to present Billina Aguilera!! Coming soon to a store near you with its debut album....Wigonic!!! !!! Not My Wig Tonight You know tonight I'm feeling a little less bald Is this me You wanna get crazy Cause I don't give a... I'm took someones wig My follicles in rare form If you really knew me You'd know it's not the norm Cause I'm doing things that I normally won't do The old me's gone my scalp feels brand new And if you don't like it fuck you The ghd's on and I'm straightening I'm normally in the corner just crying I'm feeling unusual I don't care cause this is my night This is not my wig tonight Tonight I'm not the same bald (same bald) This is not my wig tonight Tonight I'm not the same bald (same bald) I'm combing a lot I'm taking glue shots My scalps feeling warm I'm snatching all the boys and girls Someone call the popo cause I lost my mind Cause I'm doing things that I normally won't do The old me's gone I feel like snatching a few And if you don't like it fuck you The ghd's on and I'm straightening I'm normally in the corner just staring I'm feeling unusual I don't care cause this is my night This is not my wig tonight Tonight I'm not the same bald (same bald) This is not my wig tonight Tonight I'm not the same bald (same bald) In the morning When I wake up I'll go back to the bald I used to be But baby Not tonight This is not my wig tonight Tonight I'm not the same bald (same bald) Yeah That feels good I needed that Yeah Get snatching Let's go That's right C'mon Give it to me now Don't stop Yeah Let me wake up now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bailey Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 INCOMPREHENSIBLE! I MISSED YOU MORE!!! :wub: :wub: :wub: I refuse to lower myself to their standards. What I do has class to it...I'll say that. they stay coming foe yo wig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reyna ♔ Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 INCOMPREHENSIBLE! I MISSED YOU MORE!!! :wub: :wub: :wub: I refuse to lower myself to their standards. What I do has class to it...I'll say that. COMPLETELY BELIEVABLE! I MISSED YOU MOST!!!! :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: Okay, Ms. Jackson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOtherFan Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 :rolleyes: :rolleyes: they stay coming foe yo wig ...and yet my ICONIC wig remains secure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOtherFan Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 COMPLETELY BELIEVABLE! I MISSED YOU MOST!!!! :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: Okay, Ms. Jackson I MISSED YOU MORE....INFINITY! I win! You will deal with the fact that I missed you more! :wub: :wub: :wub: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reyna ♔ Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 I MISSED YOU MORE....INFINITY! I win! You will deal with the fact that I missed you more! :wub: :wub: :wub: Grrrr, one of these days!! But I still missed you a whole lot! :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: My wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOtherFan Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Grrrr, one of these days!! But I still missed you a whole lot! :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: My wife Nope, I'll always win! ...and I'll always miss you more! :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: I actually made that gif! Seriously... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reyna ♔ Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Nope, I'll always win! ...and I'll always miss you more! :wub: :wub: I actually made that gif! Seriously... lol I refuse to let that happen because it isn't true I miss you more and love you more :wub: :wub: :wub: It's wonderful! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bailey Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 I MISSED YOU MORE....INFINITY! I win! You will deal with the fact that I missed you more! :wub: :wub: :wub: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bu. Posted October 11, 2011 Author Share Posted October 11, 2011 Newly leaked unreleased song from Billinas collection! "Control" !!! [spoken intro:] This is a story about control My control Control of what I wear Control of what I flip And this time I'm gonna do it my way (my way) I hope the brush enjoys this as much as I do Are we ready? I am 'Cause it's all about control (control) And I've got lots of it) When I was 17 I did what my scalp told me, uhh! Did what my barber said, and let my razor mold me But that was long ago I'm in Control Never gonna stop Control Wearing the wig I want Control I like to have a lot Control Now I'm all permed up First time my hair was snatched, I didn't know what trimmed me So young and so naive, I thought it would grow quickly Now I know I got to wait Control Never gonna stop Control Wearing the wig I want Control I like to have a lot Control Now I'm all permed up Jam, ooh ooh Rebel, that's right I'm on my own, I'll call my own shots Thank you Got my own scalp I wanna make my own decisions When it has to do with my hair, my hair I wanna be the one in control So let me take you by the hand, and lead you in this dance Control It's what I got, because I took a chance I don't wanna rule the world, just wanna run my head Ooh So make your life a little easier When you get the chance just take Control Never gonna stop Control Wearing the wig I want Control I like to have a lot Control Now I'm all permed up Free at last Out here on my own Ooh ooh ooh yeah, eee Now control this, uhh Control That's right Control Hair moves Control I do what's right for me Control And me wants to groove Is that okay? Yeah! Ooh, control Got my own scalp Ooh baby Yeah yeah, yeah yeah Got my own scalp I wanna make my own decisions When it has to do with my hair, my hair I wanna be the one in control Hop to it I'm in control, and I love it, hahaha, that's right CControl Never gonna stop Control Wearing the wig I want, ahh I'm in control Uhh I'm in control Ahh I'm in control Uhh Don't make me lose it Control Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reyna ♔ Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 NOOOOOOO NOT JANET!!!! Stay OUT of my Top Janet Song Collection!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bu. Posted October 11, 2011 Author Share Posted October 11, 2011 NOOOOOOO NOT JANET!!!! Stay OUT of my Top Janet Song Collection!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: !! Because of contractual obligations his old record label are rush-releasing a greatest hits so I'm assuming Control will take it's place on there. An official announcement is to be made at 3pm today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reyna ♔ Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 !! Because of contractual obligations his old record label are rush-releasing a greatest hits so I'm assuming Control will take it's place on there. An official announcement is to be made at 3pm today. Oh no. This is gonna be a damn mess! :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bu. Posted October 11, 2011 Author Share Posted October 11, 2011 Bill-et TOFson To Release 'Number Ones' Album Just in time for Christmas, one of the best selling artists in contemporary dance music with well over 100 million records sold, Bill-et TOFson unveils a new greatest hits collection. A new Bill-et TOFson greatest hits album titled "Number Ones" is due out Nov. 17 in the U.S. on Jive records. Outside of America, it will be titled " Bill-et TOFson: The Best," and hit streets on Nov. 23. The 34 track collection includes 33 of TOFson's hits plus one new track titled "Snatch Me," produced by TOFson and Rodney Jerkins. 30 of the album's 34 songs reached No. 1 on either Billboard's Hot 100, R&B/Hip-Hop Songs, Dance/Club Play Songs, Adult Contemporary or Barbershop charts. It includes all 10 of its (we say it has we still have no indication as to the gender of Bill-et) Billboard Hot 100 No. 1s singles and its 16 toppers on the Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Songs chart. According to Jive, TOFson has sold 65 million wigs worldwide. "Number Ones" will be the singer's first best-of package in the U.S. TOFson is also currently at work on her 11th studio album, which is due out in early December, titled “Wigonic”. Next year will also see the release of TOFson's first book "The Bald You", which, according to a press release, will provide "an intimate look at its life and how it has dealt with issues of self-esteem, baldness and its inability to stop doing too much" and will "reveal aspects not known before about its uniquely successful career in music, television and hair care." Here is the tracklist for Bill-et TOFson’s "Number Ones:" DISC 1 1. What Have You Done For My Head Lately 2. Nasty 3. When I Think Of You 4. Control 5. Let's Brush Awhile [babyliss Remix Version] 6. The Perm Principle 7. Curls - BALD ALPERT with BILL-ET TOFSON 8. Miss You Much 9. Wig Nation 10. Snatchapade 11. Bald, Right? [7" Video Version w/Rap] 12. Come Back To Me (Miss My Hair mix) 13. Bald Cat [Video Mix/Short Solo Single Version] 14. Love Will Never Do (Without Glue) 15. The Best Wigs In Life Are Free- LUTHER VANDROSS and BILL-ET JACKSON with special guests BBD and RALPH TRANSVESTITE 16. That's The Way My Wig Goes DISC 2 1. If 2. Bald Again 3. Because Of Love 4. Any Time, Any Place 5. Snatch - LATOYA JACKSON & BILL-ET TOFSON 6. Snatchaway 7. Glue 'Til It's Gone - Featuring Q-TIP and JONI MITCHELL 8. Together Again 9. I Get Lonely – BILL-ET featuring BLACKSTREET 10. Go Bald 11. What's It Gonna Be?! - BUSTA RHYMES featuring BILL-ET 12. Doesn't Really Matter 13. All For You Video [sweep The Barbershop Floor Mix] 14. Someone To Call My Hair 15. All Nite (Don't Stop) 16. Brush On Me – BILL-ET with KHIA 17. Feedback 18. Snatch Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Reyna ♔ Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 YOU ARE BANNED FROM THIS FORUM FOR LIFE!!!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: But really, ease up on my brother, okay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bu. Posted October 11, 2011 Author Share Posted October 11, 2011 YOU ARE BANNED FROM THIS FORUM FOR LIFE!!!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: But really, ease up on my brother, okay? TOF is legend. I could only dream of selling snatching 65 million wigs. Plus he only ever shows up when I do this. What can I say...I miss him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reyna ♔ Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 TOF is legend. I could only dream of selling snatching 65 million wigs. Plus he only ever shows up when I do this. What can I say...I miss him Awww you're in love :wub: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bu. Posted October 11, 2011 Author Share Posted October 11, 2011 Awww you're in love :wub: I'm not . I'd just rather he was present so we could have our endless threads of gif wars, snatching and having a laugh . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reyna ♔ Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 I'm not . I'd just rather he was present so we could have our endless threads of gif wars, snatching and having a laugh . I'm just teasing you But yeah, I know where you're coming from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bu. Posted October 11, 2011 Author Share Posted October 11, 2011 I'm just teasing you But yeah, I know where you're coming from Billiara/Billina/Bill-et/Jr/Lamont/TOF/Shemar is too busy for us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reyna ♔ Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Billiara/Billina/Bill-et/Jr/Lamont/TOF/Shemar is too busy for us But he's really found a good niche in where he is now. I miss him terribly like all of you, but I am very happy for him at the same time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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