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Idk if he wants his business on the board :lol: But he will be checking in more often. I made him promise that ^_^

Aah right :lol:. Imma need to get some contact details so he doesn't leave me hanging again -_-

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TOF song 'leaks'. Label announces new album release!

After TOFneys worrying shenanigans last night a new song of his titled "Wig Snatcher" has been released by the label in what can only be seen as a bid to capitalise on Tofneys increasingly worrying behavior.

TOFneys manager released a statement regarding the 'leak'. Toffy Billola says:

"Tofney has been working hard on a new album for the past few months. Originally we were supposed to release an album called 29 but because he has recently turned 30 the theme of the album became obsolete. Due to this we made him go back to the studio to re-record an album due to be released next week. The new single is Wig Snatcher

It seems the stress of re-recording the album has taken a toll on the legendary bald star. TOFney was seen yesterday smashing the windows of various forum members cars after they refused to take part in the fradulent "Let's build ThatOtherFan's Rep Pts" threadthon. After years of increasigly erratically behaviour many forum members have voiced their concern for their friends sanity:

Bu: He is just so mad, all the time.

Henry: His delusionism knows no boundaries.

Can the upcoming albums success help stabilise Tofney's mind and wellbeing?

In positive news, TOFney has broken the record for number of name changes (previously held by P Diddy/Diddy/Sean Combs/Puff Daddy/Puffy/Pussy Daddy/Pussy/Bad Boy Records/Bad Boy Puss/Puffy Bad Diddy Pussy).

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Wig Snatcher

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Lacefront

Where you from, where you going going?

You've taken it

Gotta get glue, why are you snatching?

You can play new to all the other scalps out here

But I know what you are, what you are, baby

Look at you

Gettin more than just a perm

Baby, you

Got all the baldheads with their weaves up

Faking like a good one, but I call 'em like I see 'em

I know what you are, what you are, baby

Wig Snatcher, Wig, Wig Snatcher

You're a Wig Snatcher, oh Wig Snatcher oh

You're a Wig Snatcher, baby

You you you are, You you you are

Wig Snatcher, Wig Snatcher, Wig Snatcher (Wig Snatcher)

Boy, don't try to front

I know just what you are

Boy, don't try to front

I know just what you are

You got me baldin'

You're oh so charmin'

But I can do it

Wig Snatcher

Boy, don't try to front

I know just what you are

Boy, don't try to front

I know just what you are

You got me baldin'

You're oh so charmin'

But I can do it

Wig Snatcher

Daddy-O

You got a closet full of wigs, yeah

Too bad for you

You just cant find the right style for you

I guess when snatch one too many, makes it hard

It could be easy, who you are

That's just who you are, baby

Clipper pop

Must mistake me, you're a barber

To think that I

Would be a victim not another

Shave it, braid it how you wanna

But no way I'm ever gonna plaid for you, never you, baby

Wig Snatcher, Wig, Wig Snatcher

You're a Wig Snatcher, oh Wig Snatcher oh

You're a Wig Snatcher, baby

You you you are, You you you are

Wig Snatcher, Wig Snatcher, Wig Snatcher (Wig Snatcher)

Boy, don't try to front

I know just what you are

Boy, don't try to front

I know just what you are

You got me baldin'

You're oh so charmin'

But I can do it

Wig Snatcher

Boy, don't try to front

I know just what you are

Boy, don't try to front

I know just what you are

You got me baldin'

You're oh so charmin'

But I can do it

Wig Snatcher

Maybe if we both had the same style

(Wig Snatcher, Wig Snatcher, Wig Snatcher, Wig Snatcher)

It would be all good, and maybe you wouldn't snatch me bald, but it can't cause we don't

Boy, don't try to front

I know just what you are

Boy, don't try to front

I know just what you are

You got me baldin'

You're oh so charmin'

But I can do it

Wig Snatcher

Boy, don't try to front

I know just what you are

Boy, don't try to front

I know just what you are

You got me baldin'

You're oh so charmin'

But I can do it

Wig Snatcher

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His team just leaked a new song! :excited:

Super Bad

(that's the instrumental)

You know I need a super weave...it's just my style.

Chant:

I just want bad weave alone, I just want bad weave alone (hey, hey)

I just want bad weave alone, I just want bad weave alone (hey, hey)

I just want bad weave alone, I just want bad weave alone (hey, hey)

I just want bad weave alone (hey, hey), (Right about now)

Verse 1:

Don't wanna weave that's fly

Or a bit normal you see

That ain't my style, nah that ain't my cup of tea

Dark colored with red strips on

The swagger turns me on

You'll see what I mean (I just want bad weave alone)

Pre-Hook:

Though I know they're bad for my head

I dream about them while in bed (I just want bad weave alone)

See the good ones aren't good in the light

I need with a weave with big ass knot on the right

Hook:

I need a super weave to get put on me

Cause the nice ones just can't help me

That's why I need a super weave to get put on me

Like really

Cause the bad ones drive me crazy

Chorus:

I wanna supa supa (bad)

Supa (bad) Super super (bad)

Supa supa (bad)

Supa (bad) Super super (bad)

I wanna supa supa (bad)

Supa (bad) Super super (bad)

BAD WEAVES DRIVIN' ME CRAZY (Supa bad bad)

OH!

See you can't save me it (but I'd rather rock it with burnt marks)

I'm its prisoner (eerrr, eerrr)

Not like Lois and Clark, we're more like Bonnie and Clyde

Cause I'll wear it and die (I just want bad weave alone)

Pre-Hook:

Although I know they're bad for my head

I dream about them while in bed

You see them good ones all the time

My weave glows during the dark time

<Hook>

<Chorus>

<dance break>

<Chorus 2x>

<Chant>

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