ThatOtherFan Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 How YouTube can save the world Janet Jackson's accidental breast exposure has led indirectly to earth avoiding deadly asteroids. When Hollywood rewrites this story, it will become known as the day that Janet Jackson saved planet earth. According to company legend, YouTube was created after one of its inventors had trouble accessing a video of Jackson’s moment of “wardrobe malfunction” breast exposure during the 2004 Super Bowl. The video-sharing website’s latest achievement is to become the source of scientific data that might help us evade the next big asteroid threat. You might remember the last big one: it exploded in the air 27 kilometres above Chelyabinsk in the Russian Urals on 15 February this year. The explosion was equivalent to the detonation of 500,000 tonnes of TNT – enough to damage buildings and injure several hundred people. Perhaps not enough to get itself a Hollywood re-enactment, though. Fortunately, the asteroid’s passage through earth’s atmosphere made it glow far brighter than the early-morning sun, causing locals to whip out their phones and record its flight. The high incidence of insurance fraud in Russia also helped – many cars are equipped with dashboard cameras, which recorded the event. http://www.newstatesman.com/science/2013/11/how-youtube-can-save-world --------------------------------------------- "Janhova loved the world. She gave one of her two iconic breasts so that everyone who believes in her will not die but have eternal life" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bu. Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 That tata reign just won't let up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarrylf Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotboy06 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 THE IMPACT. When will the lessors? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bu. Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 THE IMPACT. When will the lessors? Girls showing tatas and tongues now and having not even a third of the impact that Janhova had. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotboy06 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Girls showing tatas and tongues now and having not even a third of the impact that Janhova had. This comes as being a lessor. As Janhova is the creator of all things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bu. Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 This comes as being a lessor. As Janhova is the creator of all things. And the other gwerls will just have to deal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock & Roll Hall of Game Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Not to mention Vevo which is helping the music industry and is a spin off of YouTube 10 years Janet's teat has. Blessed us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bu. Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 And the fact that these new kids are majorly successful thanks to Youtube and Vevo. Janet giving folks their careers through more ways than just her music and videos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bu. Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Janhova stays shining down on us 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotboy06 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Janhova stays shining down on us 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotboy06 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 And the fact that these new kids are majorly successful thanks to Youtube and Vevo. Janet giving folks their careers through more ways than just her music and videos. Her undeniable impact and influence knows no bounds(or cover). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSimba Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Janet's impact >>>>>> asteroid impact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotboy06 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Janet's impact >>>>>> asteroid impact I see no lies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ray. Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 y'all saw her punching asteroids downE in feedback. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Wonder Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 I hate ya'll so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escapade Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 I hate ya'll so much. Lmaooooo I really do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utopia Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 And that's just with the right boob, now imagine what happens when she undresses ha burqa. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawdToday Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Janet is so merciful. Praise ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotboy06 Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 And that's just with the right boob, now imagine what happens when she undresses ha burqa. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kishi Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 ^ PLEASE tell me the origin of this GIF, grandma is fierce! I'm done, not coming back to this section for a while! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EphraimAdamz Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Janhova stays shining down on us I am soooooooooooooo logging offf :lmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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