bu. Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Welcome to Church. Take a seat wherever you like. Please note that we have two patients in the padded room so please make sure to pay them a visit on your way out. Brother TOF and Brother BTVS/I'm Janet/whoever he is today need our prayers and love to overcome their illnesses. On to the sermon: This past Monday marked the 22nd anniversary of Miss You Much (which was released August 22nd 1989). I was approximately 3 months old. It was the start of what became Janhova’s most prominent era; the era that all media outlets still refer to when they mention the Queen of Earth. Due to the cultural, historical and spiritual significance of said era it is only right thtat today we gather to celebrate one of the holiest scriptures – “Janet Jackson’s Rhythm Nation 1814”. As stated in a previous sermon, this album is “still a fucking factor” (only deacons, pastors and priests are allowed to use foul language in church). The album covers various topics such as racism, poverty and substance abuse. Topics that were extremely relevant in 1988 (when the album’s production started) are still making headline news in 2011 (when we have people like TOF and I’m Janet around). So let’s gather today and celebrate the most important scripture of our time by looking at the various accolades this scripture has accumulated over the years: - First album to generate SEVEN top-five Billboard hits - Best-selling album of 1990 - The only album to have a song top the charts in 3 calendar years - The albums success resulted in Janhova signing a $32million contract with Virgin Records (the largest at its time) - 15 Billboard Music awards - The most successful debut tour by any recording artist - 2 MTV VMA awards (including the prestigious MTV Vanguard Award) - 1 Grammy (a crime IMO. It should have on more) - Ranked at #27 on Rolling Stones "Women In Rock: The 50 Essential Albums" list - Ranked at #275 on Rolling Stones The 500 Greatest Albums of All Time If I have left any accolades out then feel free to mention them. Whilst we are in church we should take a moment to pay tribute to the inspiration behind Rhythm Nation. We pay tribute to those 5 innocent children that were killed when hoodrat Patrick Purdy shot up a school playground in California before turning the gun on himself. This is exactly why this album is still relevant. People are still going around shooting the innocent. People are still going around raping, killing, drugging, cheating, lying, scheming, dogging. People still like to “lay 'em low and spread 'em wide”. Let me ask you this. What other female was singing about the negative aspects of drugs back then? What other female was singing about the children needing a good education? What other female was singing about struggling mothers? None of the others were doing it. Janhova came, and conquered. Haggy couldn’t do it. Warbeline couldn’t do it. None of those bitches can ever fade Janhova. She is the Queen. She is our Mother. She is thuse Creator. PRAISE JANHOVA!!! It is clear that Janet Jackson’s Rhythm Nation 1814 is a pivotal moment of Planet JanEarth. It is the be all and end all of the entire universe and therefore should be celebrated with great pomposity and extravagance. So let’s start by discussing the first single and video. Let’s relive your memories. Here is Missed You Much In Church: PS: I may have to leave Church early so someone will have to take over from me and post the other singles later on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexus97 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 yes yes pastor! let the choir sing living in a world they didnt make paying for a lot of adult mistakes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrietta. Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 yes yes pastor! let the choir sing living in a world they didnt make paying for a lot of adult mistakes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 :clapping: :clapping: Brother BTVS/I'm Janet/whoever he is today :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexus97 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 i see some heathens logged in that need to be here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bu. Posted August 26, 2011 Author Share Posted August 26, 2011 Clock that tea lexy! Anyway, what are your memories of this song? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexus97 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 well pastor this entire cd not just the song was really the cd that made me a follower. in 1988 i gave birth to my son and i was feeling so lonely and depressed and this cd and the song "lonely" saved my soul really.i felt like she knew exactly how i felt and she was singing to me all praises to janhova! true story ! wore this cd out it skips now! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reyna ♔ Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 But in all seriousness, I lived for MYM with my ex-gf Kimberly. I do miss her, like crazy The album itself is my second favorite of Janet's albums. CBTM, alright, and LIAW stay on repeat sooo much. Then RN, Escapade, and MYM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Baby Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...AMEN! Pray to janhova...We all must pray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock & Roll Hall of Game Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bu. Posted August 26, 2011 Author Share Posted August 26, 2011 well pastor this entire cd not just the song was really the cd that made me a follower. in 1988 i gave birth to my son and i was feeling so lonely and depressed and this cd and the song "lonely" saved my soul really.i felt like she knew exactly how i felt and she was singing to me all praises to janhova! true story ! wore this cd out it skips now! lol YES! Let Janhova heal you! That song is just everything though! But in all seriousness, I lived for this song with my ex-gf Kimberly. I do miss her, like crazy ! let Janhova heal you! YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...AMEN! Pray to janhova...We all must pray. Problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock & Roll Hall of Game Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 I'm not the one with a "problem" Don't let me rain on your small bus parade... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bu. Posted August 26, 2011 Author Share Posted August 26, 2011 I'm not the one with a "problem" Don't let me rain on your small bus parade... No, you're just the one with a dildo up his ass constantly Bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reyna ♔ Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 ! let Janhova heal you! She will. Like she's done for 15 years this October 8th Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexus97 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 No, you're just the one with a dildo up his ass constantly Bye i thought we were having church. just ignore debbie downer gameshia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bu. Posted August 26, 2011 Author Share Posted August 26, 2011 She will. Like she's done for 15 years this October 8th i thought we were having church. just ignore debbie downer gameshia When Satan comes to Church we need to drive him out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reyna ♔ Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 When Satan comes to Church we need to drive him out. *takes out my mighty golf club* Btw, Mike. DM, the actual Joh'Vo. She is a RIOT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexus97 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 When Satan comes to Church we need to drive him out. :lmao: true throw some holy water on him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bu. Posted August 26, 2011 Author Share Posted August 26, 2011 *takes out my mighty golf club* Btw, Mike. DM, the actual Joh'Vo. She is a RIOT I've already spoken to TOF though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bu. Posted August 26, 2011 Author Share Posted August 26, 2011 :lmao: true throw some holy water on him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reyna ♔ Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 I've already spoken to TOF though No, TOF is Jermaine. There is actually a member named Joh'Vonnie. I messaged her earlier and she replied not long ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bu. Posted August 26, 2011 Author Share Posted August 26, 2011 No, TOF is Jermaine. There is actually a member named Joh'Vonnie. I messaged her earlier and she replied not long ago Ooooooooooooo there is? LOL! Is she an actual person or just someone faking JohVo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOtherFan Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Why am I mentioned in the same sentence as BTVS/I'm Janet? I am the forum Michael Jackson, KING of the Janet stans, the LEGENDARY and ICONIC TOF!!! I DESERVE better treatment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reyna ♔ Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Ooooooooooooo there is? LOL! Is she an actual person or just someone faking JohVo? Someone faking Joh'Vo. She is hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reyna ♔ Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Why am I mentioned in the same sentence as BTVS/I'm Janet? I am the forum Michael Jackson, KING of the Janet stans, the LEGENDARY and ICONIC TOF!!! I DESERVE better treatment! I agree with this first sentence But the rest of that is irrelevant, baby boy. You are Jermaine and you will deal. I still love you though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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