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I had a dream that Janet "auditioned" for Britains Got Talent. She put together a dance troupe consisting of under-privileged kids called "Rhythm Nation" (not original but heyyy!). Anyway the group came out (no one knew Janet was in the building at the time). They introduce themselves...and then the music starts. It's a song called "Cheat". As soon as it starts Janhova walked onto the stage:

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She walked to the centre of the stage and the crowd ERUPTED!!!!!! They were slayed and she hadn't even begun!! She started performing, danced AND sang live at the same time :excited: :excited: :excited:!

She looked very Damita Jo-like. The song Cheat was extremely funky and was a cross between R&B Junkie and Better Days. It was about social deprivation and the government cheating it's people.I can't remember lyrics though :tear:. The dance troupe was hawt!! They were tighter than her own dancers over the years. Janet had personally choreographed them and she even set up housing for the homeless kids. The choreo was hawt! Even though it was a breezy mid-tempo song they were dancing like it was Rhythm Nation or All Nite - fast and hard!

Anyway she finished and the judges (Simon, Alesha Dixon, Amanda Holden and Piers Morgan) all gave a standing ovation as did the whole crowd! They all priased her. Simon said "Janet. I fucking love you! I always have. I think it's a shame your career suffered around Damita Jo as thats one of my favourite albums. I'm reluctant to send you through though as you're a living legend".

In true Janhova fashion she replied "Let me sacrifice myself for the kids" :tear:. Janhova sacrificed herself so that the kids could go through. It's the crucification all over again

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They went through. The performance became a viral hit, the media and world praised her, she broke Twitter records, the song was released instantly on iTunes and it hit number one in the important countries (USA & UK).

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I had a dream that Janet "auditioned" for Britains Got Talent. She put together a dance troupe consisting of under-privileged kids called "Rhythm Nation" (not original but heyyy!). Anyway the group came out (no one knew Janet was in the building at the time). They introduce themselves...and then the music starts. It's a song called "Cheat". As soon as it starts Janhova walked onto the stage:

janet14-vi.gif

She walked to the centre of the stage and the crowd ERUPTED!!!!!! They were slayed and she hadn't even begun!! She started performing, danced AND sang live at the same time :excited: :excited: :excited:!

She looked very Damita Jo-like. The song Cheat was extremely funky and was a cross between R&B Junkie and Better Days. It was about social deprivation and the government cheating it's people.I can't remember lyrics though :tear:. The dance troupe was hawt!! They were tighter than her own dancers over the years. Janet had personally choreographed them and she even set up housing for the homeless kids. The choreo was hawt! Even though it was a breezy mid-tempo song they were dancing like it was Rhythm Nation or All Nite - fast and hard!

Anyway she finished and the judges (Simon, Alesha Dixon, Amanda Holden and Piers Morgan) all gave a standing ovation as did the whole crowd! They all priased her. Simon said "Janet. I fucking love you! I always have. I think it's a shame your career suffered around Damita Jo as thats one of my favourite albums. I'm reluctant to send you through though as you're a living legend".

In true Janhova fashion she replied "Let me sacrifice myself for the kids" :tear:. Janhova sacrificed herself so that the kids could go through. It's the crucification all over again

tumblr_m4x7pbuugu1rq8bbg.gif

They went through. The performance became a viral hit, the media and world praised her, she broke Twitter records, the song was released instantly on iTunes and it hit number one in the important countries (USA & UK).

If she ever I would just :tear:

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  • 1 year later...

Janhova came to me in my dream again - and she brought new music again :tear:

It was called "Couldn't Ever Be Lonely". It was very R&B Slaykie like with hints of What Have You Slayed For Me Lately. Her vocals were HAWT!! She used ever not she could sing. From the deep lows to the highest of highs. It came fresh with a dance breakdown.

She premiered it on a radio station on Monday and other radio stations immediately started playing it. It debuted at #16 on the hot 100 come Thursday when the Hot 100 for the week is released. I'm not sure how we managed to skip so many days in a dream but yeah. It was a hit.

However with the premier of the some came some sad news. She announced that this would be her last album and to look out for a 'Curtain Call' tour.

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