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When Acting Your Shoe Size Instead of Your Age Goes Horribly Wrong


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Try It Again Queen: No Ma’am, Pepa!

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Though her road to 50 is shorter than the hair hiding under her stocking cap, that’s not stopping Pepa from dressing like it’s 1984 and she’s still in her 20s. Here she is pictured with her longtime rapping partner, Salt, at the Barnstable-Brown Kentucky Derby Eve Gala.

Bless her heart, she looks like if she makes a turn too quick it’s lights out. Can’t blame her, though: When your nose is chopped in half you can’t play with your air supply.

Pepa is one of those women who will prefer to be called “young lady” even three days after she’s dead. If she wants to staple, glue, and sew in belts around her belly to serve the cowboys that’s her right.

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