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OH LAWD!!! The rapture texts are coming in.

BREAKING NEWS **** Rapture halted because of discrepancies surrounding His "manger" birth, Jesus was unable to produce His original long-form birth certificate, so the rapture is temporarily on hold while Donald Trump hires investigators to track down the 3 wisemen who were "supposedly" witness to… the newly born Jesus back in the day.

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OH LAWD!!! The rapture texts are coming in.

BREAKING NEWS **** Rapture halted because of discrepancies surrounding His "manger" birth, Jesus was unable to produce His original long-form birth certificate, so the rapture is temporarily on hold while Donald Trump hires investigators to track down the 3 wisemen who were "supposedly" witness to… the newly born Jesus back in the day.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I'm SOOOOO posting this on facebook!!! LOL!!!

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OH LAWD!!! The rapture texts are coming in.

BREAKING NEWS **** Rapture halted because of discrepancies surrounding His "manger" birth, Jesus was unable to produce His original long-form birth certificate, so the rapture is temporarily on hold while Donald Trump hires investigators to track down the 3 wisemen who were "supposedly" witness to… the newly born Jesus back in the day.

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OH LAWD!!! The rapture texts are coming in.

BREAKING NEWS **** Rapture halted because of discrepancies surrounding His "manger" birth, Jesus was unable to produce His original long-form birth certificate, so the rapture is temporarily on hold while Donald Trump hires investigators to track down the 3 wisemen who were "supposedly" witness to… the newly born Jesus back in the day.

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :lmao: :lmao:

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OH LAWD!!! The rapture texts are coming in.

BREAKING NEWS **** Rapture halted because of discrepancies surrounding His "manger" birth, Jesus was unable to produce His original long-form birth certificate, so the rapture is temporarily on hold while Donald Trump hires investigators to track down the 3 wisemen who were "supposedly" witness to… the newly born Jesus back in the day.

:asham:

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OH LAWD!!! The rapture texts are coming in.

BREAKING NEWS **** Rapture halted because of discrepancies surrounding His "manger" birth, Jesus was unable to produce His original long-form birth certificate, so the rapture is temporarily on hold while Donald Trump hires investigators to track down the 3 wisemen who were "supposedly" witness to… the newly born Jesus back in the day.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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OH LAWD!!! The rapture texts are coming in.

BREAKING NEWS **** Rapture halted because of discrepancies surrounding His "manger" birth, Jesus was unable to produce His original long-form birth certificate, so the rapture is temporarily on hold while Donald Trump hires investigators to track down the 3 wisemen who were "supposedly" witness to… the newly born Jesus back in the day.

too funny :asham:

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