TwistedElegance™ Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 10. Failure: This Boondocks inspired get-up looks like someone mistook Breezy for a subway wall and graffiti’d him up on a Saturday night. Dude looks like the lost member of Kriss Kross. 9. Failure: We’re of the school of thought that believes that men in capris is an automatic failure. So that’s strike one for Chris. He also looks like he’s rocking a lumberjack’s bathrobe. That’s strike two. Strike three is standing next to Rocsi wearing whatever it is she has on. 8. Failure: Jesus. A Pharoah. A No Limit Tank. We’ve seen all kinds of chains. But Furby, dog? Real men don’t rock Furby. 7. Failure: Everything! We hope those fingers indicate how much money he spent on that outfit. He looks like he lost a bet. Or was this public embarrassment part of his sentence? 6. Failure: Clearly Chris has a Stormtrooper fetish that he wanted to play out on this cover. He probably would have been better off completing this costume with a Darth Vader mask. 5. Failure: Oh, this outfit is normal. We don’t see anything wrong wi- DEAR LORD WHAT IS UP WITH THOSE SHOES?! It looks like he caught shrapnel and had to get his feet emergency bandaged. 4. Failure: He looks like a Black version of Doc from Back To The Future. If we didn’t know any better, we’d try to steal this kid’s lunch money when we saw him in the mean streets. 3. Failure: What kind of jeans are those? Actually, we don’t care. Just burn them. Quickly. 2. Failure: *clears throat* She’s your queeeeeeen to beeeeeee! The 2010 King of Zamunda is here, people. Make way. 1. Failure: We understand that fur keeps us warm. But what in that bag needs to be shielded from the elements? Maybe there’s a regular outfit that makes sense in there. We can only hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotboy06 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 No one is here for his fashions..Just his big 10 incher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOtherFan Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 No one is here for his fashions..Just his big 10 incher. I'mma need receipts for his supposed 10 incher. I actually like the "fails" at #2 and #3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotboy06 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 I'mma need receipts for his supposed 10 incher. In due time grasshopper.. VA boys be packing! But there are some exceptions.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOtherFan Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 In due time grasshopper.. VA boys be packing! But there are some exceptions.. You got receipts? .... Yes we do *ignores the shade you tried to throw* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotboy06 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 You got receipts? .... Yes we do *ignores the shade you tried to throw* Not for you.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOtherFan Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Not for you.. Come on hotass...share the receipts You want my paynis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotboy06 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Come on hotass...share the receipts You want my paynis I never asked for your pee-nis.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOtherFan Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 I never asked for your pee-nis.. I just wanna see them for...research purposes...that's all You want it...One day I'll let you have it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotboy06 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 I just wanna see them for...research purposes...that's all You want it...One day I'll let you have it. I'm not providing your nut for today.. [Missy] I don't want..a one minute man.. [Missy] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ray. Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOtherFan Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 I'm not providing your nut for today.. [Missy] I don't want..a one minute man.. [Missy] I said...RESEARCH PURPOSES!!! I'm not a one minute man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotboy06 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 I said...RESEARCH PURPOSES!!! I'm not a one minute man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOtherFan Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 So the " " means you're gonna give me the booty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotboy06 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 So the " " means you're gonna give me the booty? [Amy Winehouse] I said NO, NO, NO![Amy Winehouse] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOtherFan Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 [Amy Winehouse] I said NO, NO, NO![Amy Winehouse] [Janet] Damn Baby. Shit. Aaahhh!!! [/Janet] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotboy06 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 [Janet] Damn Baby. Shit. Aaahhh!!! [/Janet] *plays Throb* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOtherFan Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 *plays Throb* You're gonna play it while we're having some gutterbutt nasty sex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotboy06 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 You're gonna play it while we're having some gutterbutt nasty sex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOtherFan Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 I'll take that as a yes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotboy06 Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 I'll take that as a yes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOtherFan Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xtraordinary Xternal Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Like you know how to dress... This thread is dumb and random Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janetDAYZ Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 I actually liked a few of those pieces Whether one likes his fashion or not..what I DO respect about Chris is that he's not afraid to rock the sorta "gay look". Alot of the shit he wears I couldnt see other black males having the guts to wear. THe preppy boardline gay look is coo on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrietta. Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 #3 & 4 are cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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