downeaznboi Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2011/01/local_prophet_explains_those_d.php A good Friend of Unfair Park sends along a video presently making the rounds in which Red Oak's own Cindy Jacobs, self-proclaimed "respected prophet," says there's a very good explanation for why those 5,000 birds died in Arkansas on New Year's Eve. And, no, it had nothing to do with a loud noise. Sorry, science. Instead, says Jacobs, it was the repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell. Let's talk about this Arkansas pattern and say, could it be a pattern? We're going to watch and see. But the blackbirds fell to the ground in Beebe, Arkansas. Well the Governor of Arkansas' name is Beebe. And also, there was something put out of Arkansas called "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" by a former Governor, this was proposed, Bill Clinton. As so, could there be a connection between this passage [Hosea 4] and now that we've had the repeal of the Don't Ask, Don't Tell, where people now legally in the United States have broken restraints with the Scripture because the Scripture says in Romans 1 that homosexuality is not allowed. Jacobs, for those unfamiliar with her work, is best known as the "gay demon" exorcist courtesy her cameo on Rachel Maddow's show over the summer. Still, I prefer Less Than Zero author Bret Easton Ellis's explanation for the dead birds myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ray. Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 lol @ sorry science. these guys never fail to bring the funny. either way, the mystery has been solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOtherFan Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cnd Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock & Roll Hall of Game Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 of course!!! dammit it just makes sense... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodienda76 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Man...You homos have so much power. You are the science behind every disaster. What the hell is wrong with you!? Put that power to good use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOtherFan Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Man...You homos have so much power. You are the science behind every disaster. What the hell is wrong with you!? Put that power to good use. :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xtraordinary Xternal Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 The birds died because of the new beyonce album thats coming out this year. If you go to beyonceworld you will see its part of the promo for the album release. Its symbolic of how she is going to kill the other divas once again and a big fuck you to peta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOtherFan Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 The birds died because of the new beyonce album thats coming out this year. If you go to beyonceworld you will see its part of the promo for the album release. Its symbolic of how she is going to kill the other divas once again and a big fuck you to peta. :lmao: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotboy06 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrietta. Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodienda76 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 The birds died because of the new beyonce album thats coming out this year. If you go to beyonceworld you will see its part of the promo for the album release. Its symbolic of how she is going to kill the other divas once again and a big fuck you to peta. YOU ASSHOLE!! You're gonna make me wake up the baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xtraordinary Xternal Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 :lmao: :lmao: Her promo always on point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xtraordinary Xternal Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 YOU ASSHOLE!! You're gonna make me wake up the baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaquero Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 who would of thought every time a load of jizz hits my face a flock of birds die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodienda76 Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 who would of thought every time a load of jizz hits my face a flock of birds die And all your rocking caused a tsunami downlow...I mean down under. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOtherFan Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 who would of thought every time a load of jizz hits my face a flock of birds die It's all our fault. And all your rocking caused a tsunami downlow...I mean down under. :lmao: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaquero Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 And all your rocking caused a tsunami downlow...I mean down under. chica you know how i roll! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaquero Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 It's all our fault. :lmao: :lmao: hey you should thank me less bird shit on your car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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