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Chase said can you pass me sum tissue so I can wipe my ass, outside the ruckus TOF said he would gladly oblige that's when....

TOF planted his face in Blatin's ass like the piece of shit he is. :) But when he pulled his face from his ass he looked up and...

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TOF planted his face in Blatin's ass like the piece of shit he is. :) But when he pulled his face from his ass he looked up and...

realized that the sun really did shine outta Blatin's ass and TOF was blind as a fucking bat by the brightness of Blatin's ass crack, meanwhile in the county lockup Pie....

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TOF planted his face in Blatin's ass like the piece of shit he is. :) But when he pulled his face from his ass he looked up and...

realized that the sun really did shine outta Blatin's ass and TOF was blind as a fucking bat by the brightness of Blatin's ass crack, meanwhile in the county lockup Pie....

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much more than what's required. :rolleyes:

Anyway, to continue the story.

Was plotting her escape from incarceration, with some much need help from iJanet who.....

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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much more than what's required. :rolleyes:

Anyway, to continue the story.

Was plotting her escape from incarceration, with some much need help from iJanet who.....

had no minutes on his phone and Pie used her one call, meanwhile Henry was back home ......

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realized that the sun really did shine outta Blatin's ass and TOF was blind as a fucking bat by the brightness of Blatin's ass crack, meanwhile in the county lockup Pie....

...had her first sample of some sweet necturine pussy that sent her on such a high she quit MEN altogather. Come to find out the bitch who broke her lesbo virginity was bzebabe...so you know..

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TOF planted his face in Blatin's ass like the piece of shit he is. :) But when he pulled his face from his ass he looked up and...

realized that the sun really did shine outta Blatin's ass and TOF was blind as a fucking bat by the brightness of Blatin's ass crack, meanwhile in the county lockup Pie....

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Um ...so back to planet earth :umm: ...Badgonegood walked in his house and caught Xternal getting butt plugged by Soulja boi.Turned on by what he saw,he walked over and ...

decided to take the butt plug out and place it in himself, he had gay teas for awhile you see, once he realized how good it felt to have an object rammed in his ass, the enitre board began to reconsider Ralhpie's member of the Year award, much to Ralphie's dismay, Ralphie thought to himself.....

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..."I still don't 'get' why they call them 'the Virgin Islands'...of fuckin' course they're virgins, islands can't fuuuuuck!" Yes, it was a random thought, because Ralphie truly didn't give a flying fuck about the board's thoughts of his winning 'Member of the Year'. He was truly unbothered, he had other things on his mind...which angered Dayz because he felt that HE should have won the award, due to the fact that he had achieved Diamond certifications on several Planet Janet Thread Charts. Just as Dayz was about to voice his opinion, Jodi interrupts him, declaring emphatically that...

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..."I still don't 'get' why they call them 'the Virgin Islands'...of fuckin' course they're virgins, islands can't fuuuuuck!" Yes, it was a random thought, because Ralphie truly didn't give a flying fuck about the board's thoughts of his winning 'Member of the Year'. He was truly unbothered, he had other things on his mind...which angered Dayz because he felt that HE should have won the award, due to the fact that he had achieved Diamond certifications on several Planet Janet Thread Charts. Just as Dayz was about to voice his opinion, Jodi interrupts him, declaring emphatically that...

she's having a mental breakdown over thos Janet era and that if Janet diesnt release the "Burn It Up" video soon....she will get Bailey to go..

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she's having a mental breakdown over thos Janet era and that if Janet diesnt release the "Burn It Up" video soon....she will get Bailey to go..

...hop his ass on a red eye flight to Qatar demand Wissam to talk some sense into wifey stat! This enrages Gamé, as he feels that Jodi needs to have more patience. While ranting to Jodi, Gamé slips and says something that immediately leads the board to believe that HE has something to do with the delay of Janet's lack of "Unbreakable" promotion. Frightened, he...

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(aight lemme jump in again :P ) 

...hop his ass on a red eye flight to Qatar demand Wissam to talk some sense into wifey stat! This enrages Gamé, as he feels that Jodi needs to have more patience. While ranting to Jodi, Gamé slips and says something that immediately leads the board to believe that HE has something to do with the delay of Janet's lack of "Unbreakable" promotion. Frightened, he...

...goes back to edit his post, but it's too late. Half the board had already seen the compromising message thanks to Austin immediately print-screening it. What he said was so earth-shattering, nobody could bring themselves to repeat it. However, I -the narrator- will tell you anyway. His post revealed...

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